most narcissistic comments ever

[Anonymous]

Defending the actions she took against my daughter my ex-wife told a mental health examiner: "I believe that if I bring a child to life then I have the right to go so far as to kill that child if I wish."  

..she is now in jail, my daughter is doing well.

[ezpzlemonsqueezy]

I couldn't resist...Here are real Narcissist comments from my ex-girlfriend. I left out alot of them because I did not know what is allowed to be posted. These are real comments!

-i dont want to have to watch what I say around you.

-i told my parents that I would not speak to them any more - if they let my daughter stay with them after I threw her out.

-there you go making yourself a victim again. Do you hear yourself?

-EZPZ I think you have to start tape recording your conversations.

-I have a strong personality and you have serious mental issues

-I dont want to have to stroke you (complement) about doing something which you should no how to do

-what kind of lame ass woman have you been with before me?

-You don't brush your teeth correctly

-I will teach you to become a good lover. What kind of loser women have you been with before me?

-you project your problems on me.

-use your napkin.

-(to my sister) Your Brother EZPZ is a very sick man.

-You are 46 years old growup!

-if all the hangars in the closet are not pointing the same way you are really gonna get me angry.

-Did you have an imaginary friend as a child

-you fold your socks the wrong way

-you should wear a white tee-shirt under your shirt at all times.

-Men should only wear white underwear ( i was wearing colored) You are not a little boy.

-Your shirt should not be tucked in.

-what is the highest position in the company you can reach ( i replied CTO). Ex-GF  replies you should get that job then I can retire and I can wait at home waiting to service you each night

-you had as much hair on your body as an irangatang when I met you. I was a little scared. I was never with a man who had as much hair on their body as you did (she took me for a body wax)

-Hello Chemo Boy (whenever I would wear a base ball hat)

-You are like gomer pyle

-You are a psychotic lunatic

-I knew there was something weird about you

-Are you a pedophile?

-my friends thought you were a little off in some way

-i knew that people are the internet were weird

-you are cocoa for coco puffs

-I Am open minded...I thought you were a little nerdy...and I am usually not attracted to bald men...but I thought I would take a chance. You know women are usually attracted to the bad boys

-Jean (her friend) says you are a couple of french fries short of a happy meal

-you look weird

-I wanted to see how it felt to have a one night stand - i was so pissed when he became affectionate the next day and wanted a relationship.

-old boyfriends are coming out of the woodwork

-THEY ARE CLEARING THEIR SCHEDULES for me ( reference to 4 men she dated after our breakup)

-I stayed with (her ex-boyfriend for 10 years)  for convenience. I knew I did not want to be with him long-term.

-I use to tell (ex-boyfriend) that I wished him dead.

-Whenever (ex-boyfriend)  and I would break up I would say hooray I can date other people..

-i sat (ex-boyfriend)  down and I told him that he better get his act together (because he is coming soon "reference to meeting me"

-(ex-boyfriend)  bought me a computer

-(ex-boyfriend)  gave $1000 for XMAS

-(ex-boyfriend)  took me to Las Vegas

-(ex-boyfriend)  bought me a GPS

-my (ex-boyfriend) said I needed a yes man

-my (ex-boyfriend) said why dont you date other guys and get off my back

-my (ex-boyfriend) never offered to marry me

--Maybe I should marry a rich guy and date you.

-if it doesnt work with these four maybe I will get 4 more. This is what makes me happy ( four guys she dated right after me)

-Joking...If I fall down your stairs then I own you

-she looks like buffalo wings(reference to my girlfriend from five years ago)

-I had four marriage proposals

-are you sure you want to marry because I am going to be on your ass constantly?

-(reference to her daughter)  gets her bad personality from (ex-boyfriend)

-I went with guy who was a drummer, we would get stoned and have great sex

-I can't stand looking at people at a highway rest stop while they eat. It is revolting.

-why do you have pictures of children up on the wall. Is the boy looking under the girls dress?

-Therapists say that I do a better job than they can.

-I should have been born a man.

-I have been told that I can be a motivational speaker.

-i remember when playboy wanted me to pose for them

-I don't like hanging out with a bunch of woman.

-I always buy high end. I still have solid gold door-nobs from when I was married.

-i have a lot of stuff and none of it is junk.

-you can always take out a home equity loan

--Jesus is my home boy

[Hopalong]

Good riddance.

Hops

[jondo]

I think you were dating my mother - who I've been avoiding my entire life.  Now you know who "these people" are and can successfully do the same.  Be careful - they're persitent.  Good Luck to you in the future. 

[reallyME]

 

God started talking to you.  Through me." 

I did not find this funny, since my spiritual mom happens to be a prophetess and God DOES talk to me through her.

What I do find to be a narcissistic comment is this:

When I was relying on her to help me learn about dressing trendy, "Oh I don't like that style of pants, wouldn't be caught dead in them!...I only bought them for ya because I knew you liked em."

"What you need to hear is this..."

"What do you want me to say?"

"Everyone always comes to Jodi,  expecting her to have all the answers!" (said of herself in 3rd person)

"If there was a song for you, Laura, it would have to be "if I only had a brain" haha"

"I never meant to hurt you like this...the only time we laugh is when I'm mocking or making fun of you...that's just not right."  (she didn't ask forgiveness at that time...just explained that that was what she was doing)

"You'd never make it with me oversees...you can't even handle a 1 hour hike with my kids, without the heat getting to ya!  Tommy has more stamina than you do!"

"You doubled our budget in a matter of 2 weeks! No wonder your husband can't afford to pay for groceries!  I can see why he complains about you and why you always complain about being fat!"

"Were you nervous when you sang that at church today, cause it was the WORST I've ever heard you sing!"

[darky as guest]

just had to reply to this one! there are so many!

"you are wrong, im never wrong, i never say anything wrong, if i didnt think it was right i wouldnt say it"

"i never have to appologise, because i am never wrong"

"i never air my dirty laundry in public"

"i know what your intentions were, because you are always attacking me"

"you have a serious problem, you have no reason to feel the way you do"

"you neglect your kids, i was a good mum"

"why do you always try belittling me in public" (from someone who claims they dont care what people think)

"i have a nice house for which i have worked very hard for, ive never been in debt to anyone"

just off the top of my head, but there is more!

[moonlight52]

" I am always right even when I am wrong "

[Sugarbear]

How about when I was telling my mother about my DH and myself doing volunteer work for a charity at Christmas?

ME: "We both wanted to do something for children that needed help and we feel blessed that we were able to do something for someone else."

Her comment (said with intense emotion): "Well, I know a little old lady that needs your help more than any of those people!"

(i.e. her, needing me to do her chores and stupid errands)

I know my jaw hit the floor after that one...yes, she is much more deserving and needy than any disabled child.

[gratitude28]

Comments that come from Nmother:

"I can't decide if (pick a movie star) is attractive or not." She's THE authority. She LOVES to call people who are considered to be attractive "ugly."

"Are you working for the President of the University?" Too excited at the prospect of this one...

This one almost killed me as far as embarrassment goes... An old boyfriend called to say hello because he saw me in town visiting. We both have regrets as to how we treated each other. We are both married and I adore my husband. My mother was so proud that when the ex called the house looking for me she told him my husband was up for a job with a General and a bunch of other crap. My husband is dedicated and smart and wonderful at his job. I was so pissed she felt she needed to elevate that. And then to be PROUD that she said it and think I would be happy???????????????

She posted thin pictures of me on her Internet site, "I thought you'd like that one." Yes, I really want people to think I am so vain that I put a 10-year-old picture up to show me when I was at my thinnest.

When she sees my exBF's MIL around town, she is always saying she is a bitch or some such thing. Hello????? That was 17 years ago or something???????

She imagines that people in town know who she is and envy her for various things. She won't go out without her "jewelry" on... even in jeans and a sweatshirt, because she is sure people notice her gems.

Thanks for the topic, although I feel icky now.
Beth

[moonlight52]

My father speaking of discipline and children he was speaking to my 27 year old daughter while I was standing next to her .comment made 4 weeks ago father is 83 big serious destructive N

He had whipped me regularly with a belt as a child

TO 27 GD:"I know your mother would not touch a hair on your head but believe me any time you do any thing wrong I have given your mother permission to send you over to me I have no problem with sparing the rod"
 

[mountainspring]

So sorry Moon. 

[Sela]

Vunil, do you still read here?  Are you still around?

How are you doing?

I hope things are going well for you.

Sela

[moonlight52]

HI Mountainspring, Life has a way of giving back goodness -my little family 2 cats nice hubby 2 darling girls But I do not think will be seeing much of grandpa I wish the best for him and our little family is about love.
   and two smiley faces for our cats  
Love and Light
Moon

[mountainspring]

So happy for you Moon.   

[Hopalong]

Hi Moon,
Have you ever thought of standing straight as a soldier and just ROARING at him?

"You beat me, over and over, when I was a helpless child...and you were WRONG. It does not matter what spare-the-rod excuse you think of, you were a terrible, brutal father!"

I just imagined you saying that to his face, in front of your daughter. 

BAM.

Hops