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mum

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Laughing at Nidiots
« on: April 24, 2005, 10:57:35 PM »
Hi, folks.  I had an interesting phone call from my ex NIDIOT today and what he was saying was SOOOO outrageous it was all I could do to not laugh into the reciever. When I hung up, I laughed so hard I almost cried.  When I told my daughter what he said (it had to do with her) she said "that's just plain ridiculous" but she was uncomfortable with my laughing so much, so I toned it down...
My ex's behavoirs get more and more outrageous, and he's not very good at hiding his agendas (which in itself is funny) or even at  talking to me when he feels I am "onto" him (he gets all flustered, I can just picture his jaw tightening).  

So I got to thinking, why don't I laugh at him more? Why can't I think he is so funny, because honestly, his antics are absurd.  Oh, yeah, I know, because he drags me into court, he is emotionally abusive to my kids, and a flaming N whose goal in life is to destroy me, the one person who EVER called him on his bad behavoir!!  But seriously, beyond that (like that's not enough) I think I need to laugh more....about him, even AT him.

It seems to take his power away when I picture him trying to sound "smart" when his little plan backfires, like maybe his head really will explode, or he is very small, like a gnat!

One thing I do, even when he is "in my face" anger wise, is to envision him being VERY far away, in an empty parking lot, his voice is small, even though he is screaming as hard as he can....and he can't move, can't touch me (I am far away and moving further still).  That's not so much funny as interesting, but I think I could use some more  imagery, so that even when his behavoir is truly attacking, I can laugh (inside maybe).
 
Got any good ones?

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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2005, 11:00:58 PM »
What a lovely thought, mum....  

When I have my N on the phone, I like to make faces. when you are in the same room you cant make faces at them - but when they are on the phone, you can stick out your tongue, sneer, grin, or even give 'em a gesture or two... and no one will ever know! (well, until you all.. now).. makes it all alot better.... :-)

--FG

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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2005, 02:58:20 AM »
I've done the faces thing.  My last conversation with N-mom she was very disapproving of the name I picked for my child, especially the name I picked from her side of the family (?? no idea why and heaven knows she will never tell me-- more fun to just disapprove randomly).  So, while she was talking I took the receiver away from my ear and looked at it like it was insane.  This seemed to help for some reason.  Except it made me almost laugh in her ear.

Another thing I learned to do during her rants when I was a kid was blur my ears a little bit so that I can't really hear what she is saying.  There are probably prices to pay for this since it leads to disassociating, but if you know you are doing it I bet it's ok.  It's amazing how easy it is to shift focus.  Singing a song to myself and listening to that helps sometimes.  I also do housework on the phone sometimes.

Also, I have taken to memorizing what they say because I realize now it's often funny.  Then I can tell friends, either in life or in cyber-life!

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Re: Laughing at Nidiots
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2005, 03:30:11 AM »
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Hi, folks.  I had an interesting phone call from my ex NIDIOT today and what he was saying was SOOOO outrageous it was all I could do to not laugh into the reciever. When I hung up, I laughed so hard I almost cried.  .  

So I got to thinking, why don't I laugh at him more? ..

.....I think I could use some more  imagery, so that even when his behavoir is truly attacking, I can laugh (inside maybe).
 
Got any good ones?



Hi mum!!! theres so many interesting things being talked about (and i really owe longtire are --really-- big hug too!)> but i just have a minute right now.. but you are just so right, and im -glad- you got to laugh today!!

its tough to laugh usually, becuase we are ISOLATED. they can lord it over us becase we are emotionally isolated -  when youre all alone huddling in a corner its not so easy to laugh.. the first thing -any- abuser does is isolate you and make you doubt yourself and put you in so much pain you cant do anything but cower.  but you know what, if we have each other to talk to and compare notes we are not ISOLATED and we can get outside thier little bubble of influence and SEE HOW FUNNY it is, in that pathetic way. we can scoot right behind the mask. you know what too - when i tell my daughter what kind of guys to date - i tell her to look for someone who can laugh at himself. cause i -know- n's cant do that. they hate real humor cause it breaks the spell.

maybe you could see him as a little red-faced screaming infant wearing a big paper mache' mask. wahhhh!!! wahhh!! feed me hold me gimme gimme gimme wahhhhh!!!!! only usually id be nicer to real babies, who have more manners than that.  :shock: :lol:

its intersting becuase tonight i had almost the same experience.. i think we are all being good for each other.  tonight is my call.. and usualy when i call my stepndweeb has the line busy.

for 3 years, its been 7:30 sundays, but they just cant pull it off, and its FLAT PATHETIC. and tonight, i just LAUGHED.

i sat there and enjoyed my dinner and LAUGHED at her ridiculous patheticness that that is what she has to do to feel good about herself.

and tonight was born their two =real= names >>  <  FEM-BOT AND DR. N.  >

from now on, i know that i will be seeing my stepmother as a sort of tin-can aluminum foil robot dressed in cheap hooker clothes with steam leaking from beneath her wig, and 'Dr. N' looks like the bad guy in the austin powers movies.  -NOBODY- is scared of that guy.

so - heres to making FUN of these ridiculous fakers. they can inflict great pain but sooo much less if we are not alone and have freinds to laugh with.

maybe you can see him as being attacked by amorous grouse. weasels in his pants biting his butt. or as a little tiny gnat with buzzing wings and a little itsy bitsy chipmunk-voice.

really glad you had a good laugh mum. heres to -lots- more and all of us ducking exploding heads real soon.
Aanna the Aaamazon  - arch enemy of fembot!!!!! and dr. n

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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2005, 07:51:10 AM »
mum:

Normally when talking with my ex N significant other, I would envision him standing there in his underwear doing all that holier than thou crap.  I would shake my head and just smile at him..........totally infurinated him.  It was a hoot.  Patz

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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2005, 08:49:03 AM »
Hey Mum

I too have made goofy faces at X N during his rants.  The last time was at a mediation.  Every time the mediator put her head to write I woud give him the *stupid* look.  I know, immature.  I'm surprised though that he didn't say anything like , "See she's making faces".  

Anyway, it bothered him b/c he would ramble even more about nonsense.

I am learning to laugh more at X N.  It does help some but sometimes it is difficult to do when you know he's gearing up for court, etc.

Hang in there.
 Mia

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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2005, 09:54:40 AM »
Wow, this really triggered a gut reaction in me. I got picked on and ganged up on and laughed at meanly a lot as a kid, because I was smart, small, delicate, wore specs from about age 6, and had ringlets.

Just make sure you folks only laugh at people who deserve to be hurt by it, and keep an eye out for innocent bystanders, 'kay?

Laughter can be very mean. Use with caution...

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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2005, 10:50:51 AM »
Hey, Stormy.  I would bet money (not that I have any left!) on everyone here being that same picked on skinny kid (I sure was).  So I doubt you have to worry about anyone here being cruel...it's all fantasy, and ways to help us minimize the N's "power" over us.
N's use "humor"/sarcasm to pick on others....not a chance it would be a part of my repetoire with normal, nice folks (heck, I can't even use it to the N's face!)  And you may have read, too (and I'll also bet everyone here would do the same) that I curtailed my laughter when my daughter was uncomfortable.
THAT is the difference between "us" and "them".

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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2005, 11:01:24 AM »
Hi mum,

I had a similar reaction to your daughter's when my wife was laughing at some ridiculous things that my brother wrote us a few months back.
She found his tactics so off the wall and ridiculous that she just started cracking up. Meanwhile I was absolutely fuming at the audacity of it, and the attempt to try and drive a wedge between my wife and me.
Looking back, her reaction was probably healthier, but it seemed to trivialize what I thought was some pretty repulsive behavior.

As Stormy said, laughter can be pretty powerful stuff, and for more than just the reason she gave.
Why do you think your daughter was uncomfortable with your laughter?

mudpup

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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2005, 11:18:06 AM »
Mud:
Oh, I think my daughter reacted that way for a bunch of reasons:
because  my children know and recognize that dad is a controlling jerk....but he's their dad, and something in children really want to think better of their parents.  
And they want to come to their own conclusions about that.  Also, because both my kids do not want to talk about dad, what dad does/doesn't do, because it hurts.   And when they are home with me, they like to feel good, not bad.  And, very possibly, it's a little "stockholm syndrome"....they want  him approve of them,....and my laughing at him makes them feel guilty.
AND she is almost 13, and doing anything that seems like relating to an adult can only last a few seconds, then it's back to the "autonomy war".
Anyway, I don't push them.  Anything (however obvious) that looks like me complaining about him (although they complain to me about him all the time) will backfire on me.  This is almost a given fact about divorced parents...don't put down the other parent, no matter HOW MUCH they deserve it.  So it might have felt a bit like that to her.

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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2005, 11:29:05 AM »
The difference between laughing at, and laughing with, also comes to mind. Or laughing together about.

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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2005, 01:43:00 PM »
How about laughing to live?
I think it's a good coping mechanism in regards to N's.

I would never laugh with the intention of hurting an innocent soul.

Mia

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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2005, 01:57:59 PM »
Yes yes yes to that, Mia!

I consider Calvin and Hobbes to be a pain reliever second in power only to morphine or Brompton's Cocktail!

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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2005, 07:45:23 PM »
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Laughter can be very mean. Use with caution...



hi stormy.. :)

i also wore glasses from the time i was 6. before that, they made me wear a -patch- over one eye! yes i was laughed at, until i stood up for myself one day, in third grade, and after that, noone laughed at me anymore. i even became the protector of the other kids, the fat kids, the 'retarded' children, the people who -really- took heat. i even stuck up for a teacher once that was having a bad day! she was in a bad space for some reason and the kids taunted her, and she went outside the classroom and cried. and -i- went out and comforted her, even though i kknew the other kids would give me a ton of crap.  that was how i became an advocate... way back in the third grade, cause i fought back from getting laughed at, and it worked.

stormy i cant speak for anyone else but i would -never- use laughter or anything else as an -offensive weapon- anymore than i would use any other weapon to hurt someone.

we are talking -self defense- here.

we dont identify the things these people do to us as 'violence' becuase its done by our family, our 'friends', its disguised by the soft words and the innocuous actions, the subtle sarcasm and the hidden putdowns, that 'vibe' you cant put your finger on - thats why we think -were- crazy that it bothers us. but, it -is- violence.

i myself, was referring to laughter as -self defense- only. never ever ever as offense.


for the heck of it>> i want to tell you what happened in the third grade.

there were these sisters who taunted me every single day.  it was -really- bad. and one day at lunch, they were taunting me, and i was eating some ice cream. i dont know what possessed me but i just got tired of it and i jammed that ice cream rigth up one of their nose.

now today, since i work at a school, i recognise that it would have been a better response to 'use my words' and VERBALLY challenge them instead of physically.  i -dont- condone physical violence.  i could have said loudly "get out of my face!" "cut it out!" "i dont like that!" the thing was, i challenged them.

whatever, those girls never bothered me again, and neither did anyone else. yes maybe i 'stooped to their level' one time. so what.  i peresonally feel a lot better about myself getting them off my back, than 'not stooping' and taking a ton of crap every day. in the big picture i think ill be forgiven.

my daughter recently told me, -she- waas being teased on the bus. she said she was 'ignoring it', and that it wasnt working.

people often think with bullies, that since its -not- ok to use physical violence,  theres no other option but 'ignoring'. but thats misleading.  theres ways to -communicate- that it isnt ok with you without being inappropriate. (i think laughing is one).

i told her to do two things when the bulies attacked: either move to another seat with friends, becuae bullies only attack those who are alone.

or i told her to turn around and look that bully =straight= in the eye and say loudly "excuse me, but I DONT LIKE THAT. COULD YOU PLEASE STOP." verbal ice cream cone.

and you know what, the next time she talked to me, she told me about having fun on the bus with her friends playing games. she said she didnt even have to use the technique. just having it in her mind, that she had that power to confront, was enough.

you -must- confront bullies. it -can- be done in noviolent, socially acceptable ways. and i would never ever -ever- use any of that, to hurt.

sorry so long.
take care - anna

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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2005, 10:24:51 PM »
Ice cream up a bully's nose? Love it.