David, dear,
So good to hear from you again. It is interesting that you have found the money to travel down under to oggle all the bathing beauties, but haven't paid me back for funding that "little mishap" you had last year (don't worry, I won't share the details with the others here

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Honey, I told you before that I had to kick out the renter, as he was cramping my style with the bf and we're just having too much fun with the Mustang to sell it (more details I am unwilling to share with the others). I am managing to get by and at least all my needs are being met these days

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In all seriousness, David, I hope you are having a wonderful time with the Aussies. I am so jealous and would love to make a trip there some day. Have a blessed and fun (not too much) Christmas and New year.
Hugs,
Brigid (your loving adopted mom)