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Lupita

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just to smile
« on: June 09, 2007, 01:40:37 AM »
  If the chicken crosses the road back and forth, repeatedly, while worrying about being hit to the point until it forgets which side it started on in the first place, it has Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder.

 

·        If the chicken crosses the road in traffic because "they" are coming after it and "they" control the traffic lights - oh, and the cars are part of the plot to kill it too - then it has Paranoid Personality Disorder.

 

·        If the chicken crosses the road against the light and then takes a baseball bat to every car that passes it, then it has Antisocial Personality Disorder.

 

·        If the chicken crosses the road because it thinks all the other chickens are talking about its feathers and therefore its feathers must be ugly and it must hide from everyone, it has Avoidant Personality Disorder.

 

·        If the chicken crosses the road so it can cause a huge melodramatic scene and get everyone's attention, it has Histrionic Personality Disorder.



·        If the chicken is furious that he is abandoned to make the decision concerning when to cross the road alone and spends his day roaming back and forth manipulating other chickens into crossing when he tells them, the chicken is Borderline.

 

·        If the chicken will not cross the road because there are other chickens across the street and stands there daydreaming about a glorious road in his imagination, he is Schizoid.



·        If the chicken crosses the road and expects a marching band, reporters and hoards of adoring fans to be there to celebrate this achievement, it has Narcissistic Personality Disorder.



 


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Re: just to smile
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2007, 08:24:35 AM »
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If the chicken crosses the road and expects a marching band, reporters and hoards of adoring fans to be there to celebrate this achievement, it has Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

 If (my H) (does anything around the house) he expects a marching band, reporters and hoards of adoring fans(me) to be there to celebrate this achievement, it(he) has Narcissistic Personality Disorder?  Or is he entitled to this because I should appreciate him?


Forgive me for being nasty here :?  This part struck a cord with me.

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Re: just to smile
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2007, 08:30:26 AM »
Dear Lupita                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Very cute
Camper, you are allowed to be "less than perfect,my friend                                 Love Ami
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.        Eleanor Roosevelt

Most of our problems come from losing contact with our instincts,with the age old wisdom stored within us.
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Lupita

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Re: just to smile
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2007, 01:16:38 PM »
Dear Camper, you were not nasty at all. It is a joke but it is a painful joke. I understand that. I made a cup of tea to my mom three weeks ago and I was expecting justa thank you, and she said "do I have to make you a monument?"  I just wanted to be a good girl. I never will.

Love to you.

Lupita

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Re: just to smile
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2007, 02:34:24 PM »
Hi Lup...thanks for the funny chicken jokes...I enjoyed them.

thought I'd run a fantasy monologue by you (pre-op hypnotic suggestion!):

How about swapping this:
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I just wanted to be a good girl. I never will.

for this?
I just wanted a mother who was capable of showing affection and appreciation to her little girl. Now I am an adult woman and I realize she never will. It's sad but I can make my peace with the reality and not hope for these things from her any more.

Sending you a ton of good luck for tomorrow, quick and peaceful healing.

hugs
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Re: just to smile
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2007, 02:43:04 PM »
Funny!  Haven't heard from you lately but glad to have you back!