Shakespearean Descriptions ( Perfect for NHs)

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Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell!

Thou art a boil, a plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle, in my corrupted blood.

Let's meet as little as we can.

Slave,souless villain, dog! O rarely base!

More of your conversation would infect my brain.

Go forward, and be choked with thy ambition!

Go thou and fill another room in hell.

Thou lump of foul deformity.

Go rot!

Tempt not the hatred of my spirit; for I am sick when I do look on thee


Suits my NH perfectly! He left a COBRA bill in my mail today, scratched out "his" last name, added my maiden name, though he wants me to pay "his" medical insurance bill! Oh BAH to him!

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How about this....

'cast thy foul cobra bill down to the depths of hell, and trouble me no more.... ill deformed fellow... trouble me no more.'

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AH !Thou Sharp- witted Merrymaker! We shall be laughing anon, and Lighter!

Lighter you are an absolute RIOT!

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Lighter, I can't stop laughing! You are the greatest!

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Heh... I wish I'd spent a little time on that insult......

now, lol.  

::going to look for swimmers ear info and interesting insults::

BRB

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Ahhh... more insults that sooth the soul.....


You've got a big mouth.
In sooth, thy dank cavernous tooth-hole consumes all truth and reason!

You are ugly.
Thy vile canker-blossom'd countenance curdles milk and sours beer.


Now.... for the swimmer's ear info, lol. 

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Lady Lighter-

I don't have TV, but you are far more entertaining and educational than any show on the idiot box, anyway !!!! Now, I'm going to memorize those new sonnets of yours, so I can deliver then properly to Sir BagWorm the next time he delivers a pathetic COBRA missive!

Laughing up a storm,

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At some point I'm going to look up more creative insults and get back to ya

Now let's carry us to bed and sleep a great while

[Certain Hope]

(Not quite as good as dark, cavernous tooth hole, but here's from the quill of the master...)

Sonnet 129

The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action; and till action, lust
Is perjured, murderous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust,
Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight,
Past reason hunted, and no sooner had
Past reason hated, as a swallow'd bait
On purpose laid to make the taker mad;
Mad in pursuit and in possession so;
Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
A bliss in proof, and proved, a very woe;
Before, a joy proposed; behind, a dream.
All this the world well knows; yet none knows well
To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.

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17th century insults recorded in the Presentment Bills:

1.  'I pray to god thou mayest lye above ground as blacke as a toade'
2.  '[he] lied in his throat'
3.  'a very bould impudent and a clamourous woman'
4.  'Thou art a naughtie fellow, thou diddest never anye good in this town'
5.  'you are a swaggerer'
6.  'dunce asse calfe blockhead and foole'
7.  'villaine and Rascaldy knave'
8.  'scurvie pawtrie knave'
9.  'base rascally preist lowsye slave'
10. 'filthy and scurvy Cockes combe'


Of course..... numbers 1 and 6 are my favorites, lol.

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Certain Hope and Lighter-

I went to sleep AND started my day laughing like a madwoman!!! What a pleasure! Now, I must memorize these new lines in readiness for my next meeting with Sir BagWorm!!!

Fare thee well and HUGS!

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Oh, I love it! Right up my alley.

"Shame hath a bastard fame, well managed; Ill deed are doubled with an evil word" ..... Comedy of Errors

"Didst thou never hear that things ill got had ever bad success?"  .... Henry VI   (How can these scum get away with it and even prosper?)

"Something is rotten in the state of Denamrk." .... Hamlet

TO ALL THOSE, LIKE ME, WHO REALIZED AFTER THE FACT:  "Rank corruption, mining all within, infects unseen." ... Hamlet

"Who is so [dull] that cannot see this palpable deive? Yet who is so bold but says he sees it not?" ... Richard III   (where we all were once)

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The perfect one:

"Shame folded up in blind concealing night, when most unseen, then most doth tyrannize."  ... Rape of Lucrece

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WOW- Mr. NH BagWorm is going to tremble in fear when he hears this soliloquy!!!!! Now, to find an appropriate doublet and rapier!


xxoxx,

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[Certain Hope]

WOW- Mr. NH BagWorm is going to tremble in fear when he hears this soliloquy!!!!! Now, to find an appropriate doublet and rapier!


xxoxx,

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   Changing!  I just realized where you got the "bagworm" moniker... oh, that is excellent! 

And this is an excellent thread, indeed... I was half asleep this morning when I added a sonnet and the ole mind is a bit frazzled right now, but I've sure enjoyed everyone's contributions.  Thanks!!
 
Love,
Hope