Took care of my jury duty today.
As I was sitting in the jury assembly room, listening to the court staff describing some of the strange characters they have encountered among previous jury pools, it made me think in terms of Jeff Foxworthy's comedy skit, "You Just Might Be a Red-Neck" except that I would probably rephrase it as: "You Just Might Be a Narcissist!" Many of the anecdotes were quite funny. For example, the people in the jury pool are warned NOT to have ANY alcohol. One guy ignored that warning thinking HE was ENTITLED to DO AS HE PLEASED, had a few drinks during his lunch break, came back to the courthouse, took off his pants and climbed onto the sculpture in front of the building!!!

I'm sure THAT livened up an otherwise dull day!