https://www.reddit.com/r/JUSTNOMIL/comments/4zix1k/you_dont_like_pepperoni/Reading about the tantrum this N was throwing reminded me of the day my NGCB moved out of the house and the NWomb-Donor was going APE-$H!T because her PROPERTY DARED TO LEAVE HER!!!!! As he is walking out the door, with the last of his belongings, walking toward his roommate's car, she is literally SCREAMING at him: "How DARE you LEAVE ME!!!!! AFTER ALL I COOKED FOR YOU!!!!!" He paused just long enough to respond: "And you are a LOUSY cook!", then walked on over to the car and left!
I was trying to bury my face in a book so I wouldn't be yanked into the crossfire between these two when NWomb-Donor started on me with the crocodile tears: "Did you hear THAT?!?!?! Did you hear what he DARED to say to MEEEEEEEE?!?!?!? He says I'm a LOUSY cook!" (By this point, I knew there was no getting away from this lunacy) so I put my book down, looked her in the face and replied: "He's right! You ARE a LOUSY cook!" I halfway expected her to start pounding on me as I was the designated Scape Goat but this time I shocked her into just standing there with her mouth hanging open. I remember telling her that if she kept trying to claw at him like that, she would lose him forever. (Years later, he went NC after he cussed her out. What triggered that, I'll never know.)
