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Wildflower:
Hey mrtraced!!!! You GOT IT!!!!
Good thing, too, cos I stopped breathing around the 4th attempt.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
deep breath
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
roll around holding my tummy crying
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
WF
Wildflower:
--- Quote ---Rosencrantz's are down to 8.56
and Portia's are up to 4.74
and Wildflower's are up to 3.9
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Wahooooooooooo!!!
I'm comin ta getcha Portia!
And me too me too me too on Clint (meelllllltttttt) He so hot. Well, younger Clint, he so hot.
WF
Portia:
I'll have a cafe latte and a blueberry muffin and no I've never been to the US but someone once ruined my image by telling me that Katz's Deli (edit: NYC , ok it's not all the US but NY is the US to me ok?) wasn't all that great, in fact, touristy, but he was an N so I guess I can't believe that. I bet Katz's is great!
If you haven't got any muffins (where is Mr T when I need him?) I like a good fresh bagel split, toasted and covered in Marmite/Vegemite.
Gooooood morning Americahhhhhh! (Robin Williams style) :D
PS "roll around holding my tummy crying" you made me LOL at the picture!
PPS I bet gust-my-ass didn't count all my edits and ppppps's either! Just re-read this thread and these are funnier in re-read:
--- Quote ---page 2 is okay....so far......
(Jaws music in the background)
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--- Quote ---Wait. Are you one of my personalities?
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You gotta get on to Scott Adams and get Dilbert and especially Dogbert (Wildflower is Dogbert in disguise) transferred to a mental M*A*S*H type unit. Brilliant!
Wildflower:
DRAT!!!! I've been found out! Mental Ward Dogbert, that's me. Shoot. Now I'm gonna have to go underground for a while. Or...maybe... (ponder) I'll just check myself into the hospital. Hmmm. They have such nice cozy clothes there. :D :D :D
Yeah, Katz's is okay. Second Avenue Deli is better (if a tad expensive), in my book. All the wait staff have been there since the dawn of time, too. And the deli guys are always shoving strange things across the counter at ya to try (can't be rude - sure I'll try it. What is this? wait, I don't wanna know).
Have you guys ever seen/heard of Eddie Izzard? That guy KILLS me.
WF
Portia:
I’m wrong, you’re more Dilbert and hey, CG is Dogbert! She is isn’t she? Oh no, the deli reminds me of the cartoon where Dilbert is eating his lunch while watching the news about a horrific accident…the newsreader says “body parts are strewn for miles….so watch your sandwich”. Oh horrible! It’s the look on Dilbert’s face that does it.
Eddie Izzard, fantastic! Very cool, very surreal, warm, human…quite fancy him too in a funny/strange way, with OR without the stockings and nail polish! He does a good joke about hearing a tinkle as something metallic goes up the vacuum cleaner (we have standalone cleaners, not plug the hose into the wall jobs). He does this mime of ripping all the cr*p out of the cleaner trying to find the object saying “must know, must know, must know!”
Oh yes and he does: why do moths fly towards flames? “Mmmm, yes, here I am, a moth, flying about in the night air and look! A flame, I feel so drawn towards it! I mean why? Why don’t they just come out in the daytime and fly towards the sun for f*ck’s sake?” and so on….
Are you at work now WF? Tsk! Back to the grind....
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