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Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Stormchild on September 24, 2006, 06:31:41 PM
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Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Certain Hope on September 24, 2006, 06:44:54 PM
 :D

Cat /kat'/ n.    A dog with an attitude problem

Worry is stewing without doing!

I Don't Do Perky

Scixelsyd Etinu!

 8)
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Hopalong on September 24, 2006, 09:17:12 PM
Question Authority

I am the Proud Parent of My Child (made that up)
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Stormchild on September 24, 2006, 09:23:56 PM
Question Authority

I always want to put another one up right next to that one that says:

"Who's Gonna Make Me?" :twisted:

;-)
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: gratitude28 on September 24, 2006, 11:06:18 PM
Attitude of Gratitude.

 :)
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: moonlight52 on September 25, 2006, 02:43:32 AM
                                           

                        God wants spiritual fruits,not religious nuts. :wink:
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: movinon on September 25, 2006, 08:38:16 PM


Change is inevitable - growth is optional

Well-behaved women rarely make history

The best things in life aren't things.

Movinon
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Stormchild on September 25, 2006, 08:40:26 PM
Movinon: "Silence is complicity" is a darned fine one, too.

Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: gratitude28 on September 25, 2006, 08:42:09 PM
Moon - yours made me laugh out loud!!!
Love, Beth
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: teartracks on September 25, 2006, 09:33:27 PM
My name is Vincent, watch my little van go.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Certain Hope on September 25, 2006, 09:35:56 PM
lol Tt....  oy vey

lol

(((((((((((tt))))))))))))))

Hope
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Stormchild on September 25, 2006, 10:07:35 PM
:-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Portia on September 26, 2006, 08:00:11 AM
TT  :D

I only got it when i said it out loud in 'American'. It doesn't work in EuroEnglish!

like it.

We don't really do bumper stickers. We do incredibly irritating things like those fishes (what's that mean then?) and 'Baby on board' 'Small person on board' 'Most valuable child on the planet on board' 'My perfect genetic heritage on board'...okay I'm making some up (no, really). But honestly.  :roll:
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: moonlight52 on September 26, 2006, 01:58:58 PM
" My perfect genetic heritage on board"

man  oh man That perfect stuff again when will we ever be OK with our imperfections and love them within ourselves and others ?

One thing I all ways knew was you can not change anyone.

Well I knew it but yet I tried desperately to have some family members understand me until I clearly saw they will not and let that be OK.

no new bumper sticker quote   Beth I am glad You got a giggle

love,

moonlight
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: teartracks on September 26, 2006, 09:23:16 PM
Hi Portia,

I'm a    <fish<    so you knew I'd bite didn't you?  :lol:

Quote
those fishes (what's that mean then?)
Quote

If it's the same fish sticker I'm thinking of,   IXOYE it is a Greek acronym for Jesus Christ God's Son, Savior.

If it's IXOYE with legs, it is probably someone's statement that they are evolutionist, Darwin style. 

teartracks 

PS Should add that I'm not a fish with legs.  I do have a mentor though, who walked on water~~~~~~!   EXCITING!  

Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Stormchild on September 26, 2006, 09:35:19 PM
Saw a cartoon, a few years back, of a fly driving a VW with a sign that said 'maggot on board' ... kind of thought that was the essence and quiddity. ;-)
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Certain Hope on September 26, 2006, 09:48:52 PM
<))))))'>,, ,,

 8)
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: teartracks on September 26, 2006, 10:00:43 PM
Storm,

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Saw a cartoon, a few years back, of a fly driving a VW with a sign that said 'maggot on board' ... kind of thought that was the essence and quiddity.         
Quote

I was thinking  it was  that false humility thing  until I looked up quiddity! :wink:

teartracks
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: gratitude28 on September 26, 2006, 10:35:47 PM
EEEWWWW on the maggot...

My parents' favorite bumber stickers are those that pick on others of course... They love this one that says something like Nuke All The Unborn Gay Whales or something. You know, that way they can look down at a large group all at once. And they also like one that says about hoping to die peacefully not like the people screaming in their grandfather's car (something to do with how he is old and doesn't know how to drive). That one is a favorite because they loved to rag on my grandfather in front of us. It was lovely too when he died and all they could talk about was when they were going to get the damned money from his estate.

Lovely people. Sorry to bitch and make this unfunny.
Love, Beth
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Stormchild on September 26, 2006, 10:48:31 PM
Oh... that's a Stephen Wright joke... I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming and crying like the other people in his car...

edit out: I had a couple ideas for bumper stickers about narcissists, but on second thought, nah. they may not be nice people, but I'd rather joke about things that are genuinely funny.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: gratitude28 on September 26, 2006, 11:38:50 PM
Wow, I need one that says (if the day ever comes)

"My eight-year-old did what I asked the first time I said it!!!!"

Or ... "My kids got downstairs in under 45 minutes and all they needed do was brush their teeth and get dressed."

The Steven Wright one IS funny, but not when it's used in a mean way...

Love, Beth
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Portia on September 27, 2006, 07:46:34 AM
so you knew I'd bite didn't you?

Nope! There are many fish surfing here! Thanks TT. 8)

I reeled a fishy in, it told me stuff I didn’t know, so I thanked it and slipped it back into the water. “Any time” it said. What a knowledgeable and kind fish I thought. Then my tummy rumbled and I remembered I haven’t had my dinner.

IXOYE it is a Greek acronym for Jesus Christ

I didn’t know that. In the words of South Park Stanley “I learned something new today!”.  :D

Beth: Sorry to bitch and make this unfunny.
Balance is good! Laughing at funerals is a special gift! Being serious about being playful is important!  :| :mrgreen: ((((((((Beth))))))))
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: gratitude28 on September 27, 2006, 11:10:57 PM
Actually, it is the Greek word (name) Jesus pronounced eehoce (approximately). The Greek and Russian letters are similar and I took a tiny bit of Greek once upon a time. Someone correct me if I read it wrong...
Love, Beth
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: penelope on September 30, 2006, 06:40:24 PM
ha!  some of these are really good.

The funniest bumper stickers I ever encountered (didn't know whether to laugh or cry) were when I worked as an intern at a mine in college.

I was sort of naive to "country folk" (grew up in a college town).

The workers drove pickups with things like (note that one of my elder coworkers used to come in every morning and put his beer in the fridge for his ~10min drive home):

GREEN PIECE! That nose ring you are wearing came from a mine

or That lump of metal you're sitting on came from a mine
And that one that says something like:  We'll mine other planets later.

Kind of funny (I was horrified when they asked me "you're not one of dem treehuggers, er ya?" - picture a 50ish year old "lady," no teeth, who's never been to college, asking me this... as I wasn't quite sure how to answer as I thought to myself: I think so....)
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: pennyplant on September 30, 2006, 10:24:50 PM
Went to see "The Science of Sleep" tonight and saw a bumper sticker that said:

When Jesus said, Love your enemies
I'm pretty sure he really meant, Don't kill them

PP