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Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 29, 2004, 10:00:44 PM
From Voiceless to expression. Total posts 5,184
Postings stats:  

Rozencrantz - 490-9.4%
               Portia            248-4.7%
               jacmac          217-4.1%
               Wildflower     197-3.8%
                CC              173-3.3%
                Acapella       125-2.4%

Everyone else less than 100 posts per guest.  Dr. Grossman 33 posts.
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 29, 2004, 11:46:31 PM
Not this guest, I'd have well over 200 or 300 probably hahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 12:14:02 AM
Wait, is this a competition?  No one told me it was a competition!!!  What's the award??  What are the rules???

:D :D :D

Wildflower

P.S. - CG's cheating 'cos I can't tell how many she posted and can't get all competitive with her.  Humph.

P.P.S. - Damn.  Shoulda posted this one sentence at a time.
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 12:25:54 AM
And hey Wildflower, wow!! Whoever gathered those stats is amazing :D  :!:  :!:  What with 334 registered users to date that means they had to have gone through each one's ID page to confirm that last line, that everyone else has less than 100. WOW. What commitment!!

I wish I had that sort of dedication and determination to something f*ckin' useful. hahahahahahahahahaahahahaah like world peace or reducing world refugee numbers  :shock:  :D  

CG
Title: Re: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 12:34:50 AM
Quote from: Anonymous
From Voiceless to expression. Total posts 5,184
Postings stats:  

Rozencrantz - 490-9.4%
               Portia            248-4.7%
               jacmac          217-4.1%
               Wildflower     197-3.8%
                CC              173-3.3%
                Acapella       125-2.4%

Everyone else less than 100 posts per guest.  Dr. Grossman 33 posts.


Hey, don't forget yourself  :D  guestmyasss
Ya' gotta add todays el-jerko-el-guesto with 1/5184% posting stat.

hahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaahahaah

Why, oh why does this remind me of the JPN thread/comments to nearly all the same people too :?:  :?:  :?:

Aaah, if it's you, did you throw a couple of extra names in to throw us of track. Yeah right  :roll:

I've always had a sneaky sus who that was, "whooosh back to your normal persona" indeed.  :D  

But that's okay, JPN. You don't mind do you JPN, if I call you that from now on. I imagine we'll be hearing a lot more from you. hahahahahaahahaahahaah
You're good for a laugh.  :D

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 01:15:09 AM
Awww, c'mon.  guestmyasss is so much more fun!!!  

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Ya' gotta add todays el-jerko-el-guesto


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I wish I had that sort of dedication and determination to something f*ckin' useful.


Or...like...makin' loo paper (I love that word...loo).

Okay, maybe JPN. Oooooo.  Maybe we should have a competition for that!!

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 01:17:59 AM
Don't think I don't know that you know that I know what you're doing CG.  Here's my second oh, so meaningful post just to keep up.

:D

Hmmm.  They're not joking about lint in belly buttons, are they?  Hunh.  Never really had time to check before.

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 01:34:37 AM
Wildflower, "Wait, is this a competition? No one told me it was a competition!!! What's the award?? What are the rules??? "
 

Yeah really, What do we win? When did it start?? I'm trying to catch up - but some of us are more witty,have the gift of writing excellent prose, and are more in tune. (Especially those naughty UK girls!    :wink:  )

I just got tired of annoying myself ( and for sure -everybody on this board) with all my whining!:roll:  Plus I'm too busy making loo paper!  :wink:


By the way - would somebody please explain how to do the quote thing? I'm so clueless.
Title: Re: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 01:55:40 AM
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Anonymous

guestmyasss
CG


Hey, I keep sayin' that I really don't need therapy. Not as much as I need to go back to f**ckin' school and learn how to spell properly.  :D hahahahahahahaahahaha
Guestmyasss, or Guestmyasses
hahahahaahahahaahahaha
Reads like I have a whole lot of asses
hahahahahahahaahah
One to go with each of my personalities  :shock:
hahahahahahaahahaah

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 02:06:36 AM
Quote from: mrtraced


By the way - would somebody please explain how to do the quote thing? I'm so clueless.


Hi Mrtraced, I shouldn't be talkin' to ya' cause ma always said don't speak ta strange men, and you seem pretty strange to me.

hahahahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

But I'll tell ya' what ya' do to quote.

Click 'quote' that is top right of every post.

With this message I just wrote ya', drag the cursor over the part you want to quote and then look up top, outside this sqaure. See those words, Quote Code List etc. Click QUOTE option above, and heypresto there it is. Ya' can do it over as may sentences as ya' wanna. And then go along and comment on each one till your little heart's content. And you can just delete the in-between shit ya' don't want.

Maybe there are other ways to do it, but I played around myself for a long while (hahahaahahahaahahaahahahahahaah Keep it clean)
before I got this one worked out cause I'm a bit of a slow learner on the computer stuff.

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 02:08:56 AM
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Guestmyasss


I thought the last 's' was for hissing...

Guestmyasssssssssss

sss
s
ssss


Hey, mrtraced.  Welcome to the meaningless post marathon. :D :D  Just thought I'd mention that to quote all you gotta do is:
1. Highlight the text you want to set off in a quote
2. Hit the Quote button below the subject box.

Damn.  Now this post is meaningful

Quote

Reads like I have a whole lot of asses
hahahahahahahaahah
One to go with each of my personalities


So THAT's why my butt's so big.  Hunh.  Learn sumthin new every day.

Shoot.  Okay, no more meaning from me.  I swear.

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 02:11:05 AM
Quote
With this message I just wrote ya', drag the cursor over the part you want to quote and then look up top, outside this sqaure. See those words, Quote Code List etc. Click QUOTE option above, and heypresto there it is. Ya' can do it over as may sentences as ya' wanna. And then go along and comment on each one till your little heart's content. And you can just delete the in-between shit ya' don't want.


CG, put the scotch down.

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 02:13:06 AM
Hey guestmyass'orama,

What's the score now?  Am I winning?

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 02:13:31 AM
Quote from: Wildflower
Quote

CG, put the scotch down.

WF


No, he's only here for 2 days,
hahahahahahahaahahahahaah
CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 02:17:12 AM
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I just got tired of annoying myself ( and for sure -everybody on this board) with all my whining!


Hey, this is like the play room for us posters.  Get some stress relief between attempts to remove N schrapnel.

WF

P.S. - Be sure, no one is tired of you yet.  You're gonna have to do a LOT more posting for that.  As guestmyass will have you know.
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 02:18:46 AM
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No, he's only here for 2 days,


I don't get it.  Is guestmyass like a planet or something?
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 02:19:53 AM
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Page 2 already!!!!
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 02:21:57 AM
Hey how come I'm gettin' wide page on this thread.  :?  :? Was it all that
ha'haing of mine. :shock:  :shock:  Is anyone else gettin' wide page  :shock:  :shock:  hahahahahahahaahahahaah

Or is it the endorphines makin' me hallucinate from laughin' too much

Good one! :D  free home-made drugs hahahahahaahahahaah

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 02:23:38 AM
yeah, page 1 is all messed up from your laughing gas.

page 2 is okay....so far......

(Jaws music in the background)

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 02:28:42 AM
Where'd you go, mrtraced?

Gosh, ain't being immature fun?
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 02:38:55 AM
Quote from: Wildflower
Quote
No, he's only here for 2 days,


I don't get it.  Is guestmyass like a planet or something?


No silly, you said "CG, put the scotch down,"

So my thinkin' went like this hahahaahaah
 :shock: scotch= billy connelly + put him down
+ CG put the scotch down
= CG put billy connelly down. hahahahaahaahah

Get it. hahahaahahahaahah. It's weird in this place, called my head, sometimes.  :D

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 02:43:54 AM
Yeah, it's gettin' borin' with mrtraced gone
and guestmyasses' isn't home.

hahahahaahhahahaahahaaha
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 02:47:28 AM
Quote
No silly, you said "CG, put the scotch down,"

So my thinkin' went like this hahahaahaah
 scotch= billy connelly + put him down
+ CG put the scotch down
= CG put billy connelly down. hahahahaahaahah


Oooooooooooo.  I still don't get it.  Who's Billy Connelly anyway?

Quote
It's weird in this place, called my head, sometimes.


I know exaaaaaaactly what you mean.  Wait.  Are you one of my personalities?

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 02:47:57 AM
Hey Wildflower, we betta' gettoutta' here quick
before Dr G comes home and finds us here and
locks us out. hahahahahaahahahaahahahahaah

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 02:49:46 AM
True.  Way past my bedtime, too.

And I just figgered out who Billy Connelly is.  Duh.

NOW I get it.

hahahahahaha

G'night.

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 02:52:08 AM
Quote from: Wildflower
Quote

Wait.  Are you one of my personalities?

WF


hahahahahaahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Now that would be freaky  :shock:
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 04:54:42 AM
He he he he he he *snort* he ha ha ha ha *snorkles* *grunt* *cough cough* he he roll around in chair, getting a pain in my side and then:

Quote
quote="Wildflower"]Quote:

CG, put the scotch down.
WF

No, he's only here for 2 days,
hahahahahahahaahahahahaah
CG

Fall off chair (bonk, shudder) and start crying with laughter...thank you to whoever it was that posted first here! God that was funny. Good medicine! Sassying off ...how do you sassy an ass??
((__._))  ((_._))  Hee Haw
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 05:00:09 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
gaffaw gaffaw
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 05:02:46 AM
ha ha aha aha? Haha!
And that last post was before I'd read page 2. I was so carried away....I forgot to look...Billy Connolly? Nahhhhh Sean swoon swoon Connery, ok, he's getting on a bit but then so is Clint Eastwood but I wouldn't say No to either of 'em given half a chance. But this has to be in their James Bond or THe Man With No Name roles, coz they're both as boring as sh*t in reality....where did MrTraced go? Have you traced him yet? Bet he keeps wriggling about under that tracing paper....What's my score, Clint? ahhhh.....(ya just saw all my fantasies in one go there, scary huh)
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 05:05:56 AM
(_._) when I was sweet 16 :)

((___@___)) now  :shock: 3 decades later

CG

PS
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 05:07:25 AM
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Quote
ma always said don't speak ta strange men, and you seem pretty strange to me.


CG,
 :lol:  Yeah I'm strange alright but hey why be normal?
  Okay I tried  this. Lets see if it works  - You'd think I could of figured this out on my own. I work in Information Technology and Help people with their computer problems. Life is strange aint it?
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 05:08:50 AM
Quote from: Wildflower
Hey guestmyass'orama,

What's the score now?  Am I winning?

WF


hahahahahahahahahaah
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 05:11:59 AM
Wildflower,
I'm trying it your way.

Quote
1. Highlight the text you want to set off in a quote
2. Hit the Quote button below the subject box.
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 05:16:13 AM
Quote from: mrtraced
Wildflower,
I'm trying it your way.

Quote
1. Highlight the text you want to set off in a quote
2. Hit the Quote button below the subject box.


She's asleep. Now all I did then was hit the quote button at top right of the post. if I din't want any of that message I'd delete that part inside the
Quote from: mrtraced
.

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 05:17:24 AM
Quote
Where'd you go, mrtraced?


I thought everybody was asleep.

Is this quote thing working yet?
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 05:18:39 AM
He he he he ! I shouldn't laugh I really shouldn't....I'll pee myself..again..

Quote
Wildflower,
I'm trying it your way.

Quote
1. Highlight the text you want to set off in a quote
2. Hit the Quote button below the subject box.


Select the text you want direct from the post and hit Ctrl + C (copy).
Hit Post Reply and then dump the text in your reply box, Ctrl  + V. Select the text in the reply box and hit the Quote button in the toolbar above...

Of course this only works for one block of text so you might select the whole block and delete what ya don't want..... :D
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 05:19:02 AM
Hey CG,

where's the heypresto - I'm missing something somewhere. Damn it.
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 05:22:58 AM
Quote from: mrtraced
Wildflower,
I'm trying it your way.

Quote
1. Highlight the text you want to set off in a quote
2. Hit the Quote button below the subject box.


She's asleep. Now all I did then was hit the quote button at top right of the post. if I din't want any of that message I'd delete that part inside the
Quote from: mrtraced
.

CG
Quote


One more time here.
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 05:24:02 AM
...that's why my quotes never say who said them! I found my way to quote, I like it, I'm stickin' to it...now come on Clint, tell us about that girl ya once knew....or "I don't mind ya laffin, but it's my horse, he gets mighty upset..." swoon...
Beep beep beep and the time in Queen's English London is beeeeep: 10.24 am
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 05:26:11 AM
okay I must be thick as sh**

I'll keep working on it.
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 05:26:40 AM
Try my copy and paste routine above Mrtraced!
Quote
Quote


One more time here.
[/quote]I really will have bladder control problems...P (P :oops: )
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 05:27:57 AM
Hey Mr T,

Your reading this right. Just hit the quote button at the top right. The whole post will re-appear in a new box. Then all I want you to do - r e a l  s l o w , is move your cursor to the very end of EVERYTHING and type 'MR T" after the very last bit of text and stuff in that box and press submit REAL QUICK and we'll see what happens
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 05:28:14 AM
which didn't work that time! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! :roll:
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 05:29:37 AM
Quote from: Anonymous
Hey Mr T,

Your reading this right. Just hit the quote button at the top right. The whole post will re-appear in a new box. Then all I want you to do - r e a l  s l o w , is move your cursor to the very end of EVERYTHING and type 'MR T" after the very last bit of text and stuff in that box and press submit REAL QUICK and we'll see what happens
Mr T
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 05:29:43 AM
Quote
Select the text you want direct from the post and hit Ctrl + C (copy).
Hit Post Reply and then dump the text in your reply box, Ctrl + V. Select the text in the reply box and hit the Quote button in the toolbar above...



Okay Portia, I tried your way.

wish me luck
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 05:30:03 AM
sh**
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 05:31:12 AM
It works it works!
Mr T it works!
Hit the quote button at the top right of my post, oooo, yes, right there, again....
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 05:32:37 AM
Quote from: Anonymous
Hey Mr T,

Your reading this right. Just hit the quote button at the top right. The whole post will re-appear in a new box. Then all I want you to do - r e a l  s l o w , is move your cursor to the very end of EVERYTHING and type 'MR T" after the very last bit of text and stuff in that box and press submit REAL QUICK and we'll see what happens
mr t
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 05:35:40 AM
Did I just watch you hit CG's Quote box?
Hey, I need a little action on my Quote Box please.....top right here..(anticipatory breath in ...ahh?)
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 05:37:57 AM
Quote from: Portia
Try my copy and paste routine above Mrtraced!
Quote
Quote


One more time here.
I really will have bladder control problems...P (P :oops: )[/quote]

Don't cough, don't sneeze when you're dressed up to go out, right.
The chick at the checkout screams for a "PRICE CHECK PLEASE ON EXTRA HEAVY DUTY INCONTINANCE PADS FOR CHECKOUT 3"

But nowdays we women have got the men bluffed once again.  :D We've given it all a new sexual meaning, haven't you heard all the latest.  :D  Blush blush  :oops:

It's not called incontinance anymore darling. Oh no no, nothing so gauche. It's now been proven darling, and I mean by scientists darling and all sorts od clever people like that. It's now called female ejaculation darling, didn't you know?? :)

hahhahahahahahahahahaha

CG

PS, if that crap is true, then thank bloody goodness. I'm not pissin' me'self after all. I just need a good hard shag. hahahahahahahaah
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 05:38:04 AM
Quote from: Portia
It works it works!
Mr T it works!
Hit the quote button at the top right of my post, oooo, yes, right there, again....



I think I may have figured out the problem. It helps to uncheck the disable the bbcode in the post box.

One more time for good measure here.
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 05:42:24 AM
Quote from: Portia
Did I just watch you hit CG's Quote box?
Hey, I need a little action on my Quote Box please.....top right here..(anticipatory breath in ...ahh?)


Okay now
Has everyone's box been played with?

Can I roll over and go to sleep now?  :wink:


THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR HELP - BY GEORGE I THINK I GOT IT!!!!!

I'm so proud. So happy. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yes CG, I'm strange and it takes so little to amuse me.
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 05:43:22 AM
Female ejaculate CG? I think MrT just sorted it out:

Quote
I think I may have figured out the problem. It helps to uncheck the disable the bbcode in the post box.


Mr T you can disable the bbcode in my post box any time... :wink:

Quote
One more time for good measure here.


Aaaaaaarh! I enjoyed that!
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 05:50:29 AM
Yeah Portia, I can just see ya' now, layin' back blowin' smoke rings? :D
all relaxed.

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 05:53:54 AM
How did you know CG that I just went outside for one?????!!! (Truth!) :D
I know I know..I should give em up.....bet the chicken curry neighbour saw me laughing too....(she visited and drank the weird cinnamon tea I bought for you the other day..sorry)
Title: Statistics
Post by: mrt on April 30, 2004, 06:16:33 AM
Quote from: Anonymous
Yeah Portia, I can just see ya' now, layin' back blowin' smoke rings? :D
all relaxed.

CG


Quote from: Portia
How did you know CG that I just went outside for one?????!!! (Truth!) :D
I know I know..I should give em up.....bet the chicken curry neighbour saw me laughing too....(she visited and drank the weird cinnamon tea I bought for you the other day..sorry)


OK, I rolled back over for some more box action and I thought I would try two at one time. Whew this is tougher than I thought it would be.
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 06:49:06 AM
Damn, those wretched stats have altered now.
What do ya' know :D

Rosencrantz's are down to 8.56
and Portia's are up to 4.74
and Wildflower's are up to 3.9

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

who knows what mine are at :?:  :?:

Well kiss my (_._) :wink:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 07:04:43 AM
Quote from: mrtraced
Quote from: Anonymous
Yeah Portia, I can just see ya' now, layin' back blowin' smoke rings? :D
all relaxed.

CG


Quote from: Portia
How did you know CG that I just went outside for one?????!!! (Truth!) :D
I know I know..I should give em up.....bet the chicken curry neighbour saw me laughing too....(she visited and drank the weird cinnamon tea I bought for you the other day..sorry)


OK, I rolled back over for some more box action and I thought I would try two at one time. Whew this is tougher than I thought it would be.


Wow, you're good Mr T, real good.
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 07:08:46 AM
Ahhhh hang on there Mr T!
Now I know your fant-a-sy
You posted it and edited
But not before I clocked it!
Go on Mr T,
edit it back to what it used to be. Peeeee!
(I liked it)

CG: funny thing is, the original poster left out Seeker on 144 posts so they weren't very precise there, which surprises me. (You know how to do this? Click Memberlist (I'm gonna not have any crude thoughts here), Sort by Post count Descending and ya get ya results, for what it's worth. But why bother? And if someone does bother, jeeez, they should work it out over time, dividing post counts in to number of days/weeks taken by Joining date!!! Surely everyone knows that??? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! clunk
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 07:14:05 AM
Frick Portia, E=Mc2 is easier for me to understand. I was with ya' up till "the original poster left out...." then ya' lost me. Never mind.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Who's winnin' now? :D

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2004, 07:17:26 AM
Hey Portia, do you have any suspicions who JPN or guestmyasses {___@___} is or whoever??
Don't tell me who, but do you have a suspect or 2 ???????

CG
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 07:23:41 AM
Ah now CG the ol' Memberlist is way way up at the top under the heading....next to Usergroups and the funnier thing is, when you click on Usergroups...no groups exist. I guess that's because we don't allow any USERS in here? ha ha ha ha ha
or maybe we should open up a Usergroup and send people there when they misbehave in a (N)aughty way? Like sending them to Coventry (no offence Coventry, you got bombed enough in the war).

And as for the 3some, they never really work do they? Well they didn't for me, unless you count the 3some with the other two women....he he he he he he Mr T! Am I kidding? Errrrr :oops:
off to get serious now...shucks.. this was fun!

PS. Gustmyassessesss? ha ha, I'm leaving it as 'Gust': er, well, is it my grenade friend? (Is that me bottling out?) I don't know but heck, I don't care! This was a good thread....still could be...we need a 'Fun Thread'..could keep this going...Wildflower might wake up soon..a coupla hours? Dawning should be in the land of nod now for the night, maybe she can be tempted in here in 'bout 8 hours time....gawd, I feel like an international time traveller from my own laptop. And where's R? Catching up on the thread I said I would go back to...now! love this one :arrow:
Title: Statistics
Post by: rosencrantz on April 30, 2004, 07:38:48 AM
Ah yes, Portia - and Accapella's should have been added to her original name to get the right stats for her.  Nah - this poster doesn't know his up from his down. (Careful CG!)

My goodness, the tears are pouring down my cheeks (careful again!) - you brilliant wisecrackers you!!!

I watched Will and Grace on morning TV - I love American sit coms.  Does everyone scream at each other, hate each other and still be best buddies in the States???  It sure doesn't seem to work over here!!!

I guess the original poster was just trying to show us all how much the number of posts you make goes towards helping you heal the past.  (Gosh, RG isn't working very hard, is he?!  :wink: )  But, you know, (kindly whisper) I think the original poster might just be feeling left behind a little bit, maybe he feels his is just too small and insignificant to boast about. Know what I mean, girls??

Hey Portia, have all these nash Americans gone to sleep now - have we got  the board to ourselves again??? Quick, go and crank up the figures again - no not that one, it's the lever over there.  Heh heh got to keep the Union Jack flying ain't we?!  And they thought the Empire was lost and forgotten.  And was Jeruuuuuusaleeeem builded heeeeeere..... (Did you know they still sing that at the beginning of every WI meeting??!)
R
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 08:19:59 AM
Oh boy R you’re putting yourself in a tricky position – our American friends are just waking up now – it’s 7.20am on the East coast! They’ll be all bright and Bush(y)-tailed (sorry folks) and ready to return friendly fire! I’m ducking and covering (steady..).

The Far East is heading for the wee small hours (Dawning must feel kinda strange, she’s always in the future, reading our old posts from yesterday…would be weird to me).

They don’t really sing that at Women’s Institute meetings do they?? I bet they still make jam too….as well as posing topless for calendars….
OO…oo…00 and the elderly lady to the right ()()

Hey has anyone ever flown over the Date Line? Is that odd?
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 08:42:41 AM
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning :D :D

Wow was I happy to see FIVE PAGES this morning!!!

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 08:44:48 AM
Hey mrtraced!!!! You GOT IT!!!!

Good thing, too, cos I stopped breathing around the 4th attempt.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

deep breath

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

roll around holding my tummy crying

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 08:46:53 AM
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Rosencrantz's are down to 8.56
and Portia's are up to 4.74
and Wildflower's are up to 3.9


Wahooooooooooo!!!

I'm comin ta getcha Portia!

And me too me too me too on Clint (meelllllltttttt)  He so hot.  Well, younger Clint, he so hot.

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 08:55:38 AM
I'll have a cafe latte and a blueberry muffin and no I've never been to the US but someone once ruined my image by telling me that Katz's Deli (edit: NYC , ok it's not all the US but NY is the US to me ok?) wasn't all that great, in fact, touristy, but he was an N so I guess I can't believe that. I bet Katz's is great!

If you haven't got any muffins (where is Mr T when I need him?) I like a good fresh bagel split, toasted and covered in Marmite/Vegemite.

Gooooood morning Americahhhhhh! (Robin Williams style)  :D

PS "roll around holding my tummy crying" you made me LOL at the picture!

PPS I bet gust-my-ass didn't count all my edits and ppppps's either! Just re-read this thread and these are funnier in re-read:
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page 2 is okay....so far......
(Jaws music in the background)


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Wait. Are you one of my personalities?

You gotta get on to Scott Adams and get Dilbert and especially Dogbert (Wildflower is Dogbert in disguise) transferred to a mental M*A*S*H type unit. Brilliant!
Title: Statistics
Post by: Wildflower on April 30, 2004, 09:59:49 AM
DRAT!!!!  I've been found out!  Mental Ward Dogbert, that's me.  Shoot.  Now I'm gonna have to go underground for a while.  Or...maybe... (ponder) I'll just check myself into the hospital.  Hmmm.  They have such nice cozy clothes there.  :D :D :D

Yeah, Katz's is okay.  Second Avenue Deli is better (if a tad expensive), in my book.  All the wait staff have been there since the dawn of time, too.  And the deli guys are always shoving strange things across the counter at ya to try (can't be rude - sure I'll try it. What is this?  wait, I don't wanna know).

Have you guys ever seen/heard of Eddie Izzard?  That guy KILLS me.

WF
Title: Statistics
Post by: Portia on April 30, 2004, 10:22:05 AM
I’m wrong, you’re more Dilbert and hey, CG is Dogbert! She is isn’t she? Oh no, the deli reminds me of the cartoon where Dilbert is eating his lunch while watching the news about a horrific accident…the newsreader says “body parts are strewn for miles….so watch your sandwich”. Oh horrible! It’s the look on Dilbert’s face that does it.

Eddie Izzard, fantastic! Very cool, very surreal, warm, human…quite fancy him too in a funny/strange way, with OR without the stockings and nail polish! He does a good joke about hearing a tinkle as something metallic goes up the vacuum cleaner (we have standalone cleaners, not plug the hose into the wall jobs). He does this mime of ripping all the cr*p out of the cleaner trying to find the object saying “must know, must know, must know!”

Oh yes and he does: why do moths fly towards flames? “Mmmm, yes, here I am, a moth, flying about in the night air and look! A flame, I feel so drawn towards it! I mean why? Why don’t they just come out in the daytime and fly towards the sun for f*ck’s sake?” and so on….

Are you at work now WF? Tsk! Back to the grind....