Voicelessness and Emotional Survival Message Board
Voicelessness and Emotional Survival => Voicelessness and Emotional Survival Message Board => Topic started by: JanetLG on September 07, 2007, 08:48:00 AM
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This may give you a chuckle :D
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Pass this on to someone else.
Its called therapy.
I found this on this website: http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006_06_04_archive.html (http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006_06_04_archive.html)
Janet
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Janet, Bravo-- It is wonderful Ami
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What I think is quite worrying, as I read these for the first time, is that I would be quite prepared to do most of them, just to see people's reactions. Does that make me insane?
They say that eccentric people live the longest. That's my excuse, anyway.
Janet
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In accordance with the prophecy, I will adhere to these laws.
:lol:
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LOL. I love it Janet! Thanks for posting it:)
X Bella
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Besee,
That's great!!
Now, what about trying another one...like skipping rather than walking?
I've got to get some money out of an ATM this morning...I wonder if I can do it without shouting 'I won! I won!' now? :D
Janet