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Title: A really funny French news item
Post by: papillon on March 05, 2008, 11:59:32 PM
Cemetery full, French Mayor tells locals not to die
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March 6, 2008 - 9:00AM
Reuters

The Mayor of a village in south-west France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.

In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish".

It added: "Offenders will be severely punished".

The Mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.

Mr Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month's local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.

"It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said.

- Reuters

Title: Re: A really funny French news item
Post by: flowerpower on March 06, 2008, 02:06:51 AM
 :o :D I love it! Being forbidden to die in the parish and then the threat of being severely punished if you do die is hilarious.  :D He obviously didn't think this through.
Title: Re: A really funny French news item
Post by: gratitude28 on March 06, 2008, 09:40:32 AM
Oh my, my...
Very amusing :)
Title: Re: A really funny French news item
Post by: teartracks on March 06, 2008, 01:44:52 PM





Hi papillon,

I think the Mayor has an acute sense of humor and a keen marketing style.  It would be fun to hear followups on the story.

Funny how the closer to seventy you get the younger eight looks! :lol:

tt