Voicelessness and Emotional Survival Message Board
Voicelessness and Emotional Survival => Voicelessness and Emotional Survival Message Board => Topic started by: Izzy_*now* on May 12, 2008, 01:34:38 PM
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To Free Husband Author- Free Wife!
Date: 2008-04-07, 11:42AM PDT
Looking to lose the old ball & chain and upgrade to newer bagage-free model. Old wife comes with her own Imelda class shoe collection, and rarely-used gym memberships. Enjoy a pleasant evening with the in-laws as they drink themselves stupid.
If you're looking to pick up this little gem prepare for long painful relationship talks where you will inevitably be found at fault for the woos of all women kind (if you can actually stay awake long enough to get to that point).
Low self-esteem not required but you'll end up there anyway so why not come prepared.
Usually passes out on the couch around 3:30 after 5-martini lunch with her country club posse so that is the best time to drop by with the gunny sack.
Rear view mirror warrantee offered.
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Free Husband (ANYWHERE)
Date: 2008-03-30, 10:55AM PDT
I do not want mine anymore. Requires constant ego stroking, wants a immaculate house to live in, drinks lots of beer, watches sports and Trailer Park Boys. Was really good a few years back but i think he is at his expiry date.
I will deliver.
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I wonder if they are a couple. She posted first.