Voicelessness and Emotional Survival Message Board
Voicelessness and Emotional Survival => Voicelessness and Emotional Survival Message Board => Topic started by: gratitude28 on June 03, 2008, 02:55:20 PM
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Here is a decipherng program for people who don't speak N-ese. See if you can interpret the following message:
Person A - Here is a picture from when I was at graduation.
(Picture has Person A in a pretty dress that is not quite flattering)
Me - The color of that dress is very pretty. (Mention something nice, without being falsely flattering).
N- And don't you dare say she looks fat in it.
Me - I had no intention of saying that.
N (pulls me aside) - You need to stop taking everything so personally.
N-ese translation - Person A looks fat in that dress, but I don't want to say it, so I will pretend you said it. Since you won't say it, I will embarrass you in front of everyone by saying that you are rude to me.
N - Your sister looks different with the pregnancy. Not fat, just different somehow.
N-ese translation - She looks heavier, but I don't want to say it, but I want you to know it.
N-ese means taking the oppostie of what is said and assuming it is the true sentence that was intended. It is kind of like an evil Pig Latin :)
Love you all,
Beth
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N-I was hoping you two would be at church today. Me-no we over slept(Really we just did not feel like it) N-Well Bob and Lori never miss. Meaning Bob and Lori are better than you and you should do what they do. Two years later Bob is caught in a second adulterous affair and stupidly Lori still stays with the idiot.
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N-we are woefully understaffed today...............Me-then why don't you go in to help out?? What she meant was..........you should have thought of that.....me, put it right back in her court.....
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Me: No WONDER Lori and Bob seem so happy together!
:shock:
Hops
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Good for you, Kelly :)