Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun

[gratitude28]

LuLu is the name of my favorite little dog in the neighborhood... a French Bulldog. She is so sweet and funny and pig headed

Yes, my girlfriend's dog, Odie, will push his nose under my arm if I stop petting him. He is a cuddle bunny!!!

[Bones]

LuLu is the name of my favorite little dog in the neighborhood... a French Bulldog. She is so sweet and funny and pig headed

Yes, my girlfriend's dog, Odie, will push his nose under my arm if I stop petting him. He is a cuddle bunny!!!

    "Lulu", the Bassett Hound, is most definitely a LOVE-BUG and "CUDDLE-BUG"!  If she had the chance, she would have climbed into my lap even though she a bit big to be a lap-dog!     You Lulu and Odie sound like a LOT of FUN too!!!!  It's hard to stay sad when one looks into their CUTE faces and see those gorgeous eyes staring back at you with a goofy grin on their faces!!!

Bones

[Bones]

I'm hoping to read more funny pet stories.  More?  Please?

Thanks!

Bones

[Hopalong]

This is one about Bagel, current pooch.
I think I told it here last year but for you I'll repeat!
She is made a lot like a husky, but bigger in the chest. She has the double-coat.
Anyway, she hates to swim. Once at the edge of a calm city lake her footing slipped and she had to swim a stroke or two. Never again. She just would wade up to her chest and stand there, biting the water! That was funny to watch.

Anyway, she'd never seen the ocean. One time I took her with us. My D was already out beyond the surf, swimming and laughing with her friends. I brought Bagel from the house and we walked toward the sea. Happy dog, no idea what was over those sand mountains.

When we came across the boardwalk over the dunes she saw the ocean for the first time (ROUGH surf that day), and D out in it! Well that dog who hated to swim blasted her way through her first ever waves, getting good and smashed by hem and kept on fighting through the surf until she reached my D and tried to herd her back to the beach. Damned if she wasn't trying to "save" her.

Hero doggie! 

Hops

[Bones]

This is one about Bagel, current pooch.
I think I told it here last year but for you I'll repeat!
She is made a lot like a husky, but bigger in the chest. She has the double-coat.
Anyway, she hates to swim. Once at the edge of a calm city lake her footing slipped and she had to swim a stroke or two. Never again. She just would wade up to her chest and stand there, biting the water! That was funny to watch.

Anyway, she'd never seen the ocean. One time I took her with us. My D was already out beyond the surf, swimming and laughing with her friends. I brought Bagel from the house and we walked toward the sea. Happy dog, no idea what was over those sand mountains.

When we came across the boardwalk over the dunes she saw the ocean for the first time (ROUGH surf that day), and D out in it! Well that dog who hated to swim blasted her way through her first ever waves, getting good and smashed by hem and kept on fighting through the surf until she reached my D and tried to herd her back to the beach. Damned if she wasn't trying to "save" her.

Hero doggie! 

Hops

    Awwwwwww!!!!!!   (((((((Bagel!))))))))))  Cute doggie!!!!!!

Bones

[moonlight52]

Last night we rented a movie called "The march of the Penguins" it is such a good movie .

Our littlest daughter loves it so we keep renting it .And littlest daughter watches the mom and dad penguins and when they touch there beaks she says awwwwwwwwwwwwww   

Little daughter loves the Penguin movie. Well our Iris kitty kat was curled up near littlest daughter.Iris kitty woke up jumped over in front of the T.V. she could not keep her eyes off the t.v.

Iris kitty also watches animal planet.

[Hopalong]

Amazingly beautiful movie.
I felt so awful when one of the eggs rolled off and froze...

Those brave dads. The gay ones too.

I kept thinking how incredibly cold the cinematographer must be!

  Hops

[moonlight52]

Hey Guys

Our Iris Kitty Kat also for no reason that I can detect will just jump up and run around the house like her tails on fire .

It's unbelievable she just races around.

And then stops looks at you like "aren't you going to exercise"and then curls up in a corner.

my sweet little moonlet is home from school sore throat she's sleeping now.

moonlight

[Hopalong]

I think Iris sounds awesome! I love Krazy Kats.

Today Ma got several floral deliveries...Bagel wouldn't calm down until I took a big mixed bouquet off the table and held it down for her so she could smell each one.

 

(Remind me to send my dog flowers sometime....)

Hops

[Bones]

I think Iris sounds awesome! I love Krazy Kats.

Today Ma got several floral deliveries...Bagel wouldn't calm down until I took a big mixed bouquet off the table and held it down for her so she could smell each one.

 

(Remind me to send my dog flowers sometime....)

Hops

Bagel is so CUTE and FUNNY....checking out all the flowers!!!!     I can just visualize her doing that!!!

Bones

[Bones]

Just thought of another memory that was triggered by a television commercial.

Nicky was also a LOVE-BUG with me....dancing around and giving me puppy kisses at every opportunity every time I came home!  One day, I had to replace my old car.  When I parked the new car at the house, Nicky started barking the "intruder bark" and baring his teeth!  As soon as he realized it was me getting out of the car, he got the most sheepish, embarrassed look on his face!!!!     He looked to cute and funny!!!

Bones

[Hopalong]

Boy, Bones, you and I need help on this thread, don't we?

Well, it's just an oddity. But in consideration of Thanksgiving I'll offer a story my mother used to tell:
Her uncle owned a huge turkey farm. She'd never been there and what she remembers most, 80 years later, was when she went to visit them, and in their old jalopy they slowly drove into the center of acres of turkeys. The huge mass of them began to gobble in unison, and as they did, their wattles turned from pale to deep scarlet, so it was huge wave of color in a band that appeared all at once. It must've been a striking sight.

I am thinking I will turn down the turkey at the church potluck this year.

Hops

[Bones]

Boy, Bones, you and I need help on this thread, don't we?

Well, it's just an oddity. But in consideration of Thanksgiving I'll offer a story my mother used to tell:
Her uncle owned a huge turkey farm. She'd never been there and what she remembers most, 80 years later, was when she went to visit them, and in their old jalopy they slowly drove into the center of acres of turkeys. The huge mass of them began to gobble in unison, and as they did, their wattles turned from pale to deep scarlet, so it was huge wave of color in a band that appeared all at once. It must've been a striking sight.

I am thinking I will turn down the turkey at the church potluck this year.

Hops

Yeah!  It looks like we are the main people here.

I didn't know turkeys are capable of doing that!  I can only visualize what that might have looked like!

Bones

[gratitude28]

I would help the thread along, but my animals who do funny things are of the small human type and I don't think that counts under this heading

I can say that Henry likes to steal just one shoe from any guest who comes into the house and put it in his bed. Not sure what it means... maybe that he noticed someone was visiting?

Love, Beth

[pennyplant]

Most of my animal stories are of the "you had to be there" variety.  My mother has had cats that do spectacular stunts, but, who knows, maybe she exaggerates!