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whoami

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what kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?
« on: December 27, 2006, 10:16:54 PM »
Have you ever thought about it?  What kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?  Would it have to be the carmel kind that they get in a fancy luxury places at the mall, a place that someone as low down as you could not go to get any?  Would they have to eat it out of a fancier dish than everybody else because they are so special?  And what about their echo person? Would that person only get the little pieces that didn't pop right and think that they were getting the very best of the best and never complain?  Would they pretend their dish was just as special because they were eating it beside their N?  Would the N person not gain weight from eating their fancy popcorn because their image just could not handle that?  So many questions.. so little time...

Makes me dizzy to think about it.   :shock:


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Re: what kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2006, 10:47:55 PM »
ME: What are you doing.
N: Eating Cheezy Time popcorn.
Me: Really, what's that?
N: You don't know? It's the most wonderful kind of popcorn. How could you not have heard of it? I love it so much. I have always wanted to try it. I bought tons of it. It cost a fortune.
Me: That's nice.
N: I can't believe you've never heard of it. Ha ha. That is so funny. I guess they don't have anything where you live. My friend showed me the Cheesy Time stand.
Me: Have you ever tried Caramel? I like it.
N: No. Gosh this Cheesy Time is great. Isn't it great honey?
N Sidekick: Yes, it's great.
N: Can you believe your dauighter has never heard of it? Huh.

Blech... I could go on, but I can't stand it...
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Re: what kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2006, 11:08:40 PM »
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Have you ever thought about it?  What kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?

My guess is either chocolate covered or GOLD PLATED!  They are wayyyyyyyyyyyy too important and special to eat that normal "store-bought" kind that we LITTLE PEOPLE purchase...although, just so they can convince us that they really do not think they are all that, they might stoop so low as to buy some from an actual grocery store...it's looks good on their image to seem to be able to relate to us...you know, how the biggie politicians go around, and for publicity stunts, they kiss all the babies! :)

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  And what about their echo person? Would that person only get the little pieces that didn't pop right and think that they were getting the very best of the best and never complain?


Well, the echo would most likely be told that they could have the pleasure of WATCHING the N eat and not get any, unless of course, the echo is a fresh pick of supply, in which case, they will be given the creme de la creme from the N person...need to make the supply person feel like they are the "one and only person I can trust in this world  The only one I care enough to share my most prized possession with and all my secrets too.  The one I would NEVER leave, hurt or desert in any way..."  This fine treatment makes the later DEVALUING process sting a whole lot more and be more effective and enjoyable to the N...of course, the enjoyment lasts only for a short while...about as long as that batch of popcorn would...and then they need new supply of people and popcorn!

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Would they pretend their dish was just as special because they were eating it beside their N?  Would the N person not gain weight from eating their fancy popcorn because their image just could not handle that?  So many questions.. so little time...


The echo would just feel tremendously thankful for ANY sort of dish at first, but then eventually begin to notice that N and them have different ones...maybe it would be questioned or maybe the echo might decide to stay quiet.

Not gain weight?  Well, a lot of N's also have eating disorders, so you might not be so far from the truth in this one.  Fat would tarnish their image for sure.
Makes me dizzy to think about it.   

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Re: what kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2006, 08:14:55 AM »
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bean:   And Oh by the way, while you're up.. trying to scrounge up some stale ol popcorn for yourself, could you get me a glass of water? 


Actually for Jodi it was "I can't believe you didn't think to GET me a drink.  What's the matter with you?  Didn't anyone ever teach you these things?  If my daughter was here, I would have HAD that drink right in front of me BEFORE I EVEN HAD TO ASK FOR IT!  She was ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF ME!"

(well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for not being a mind-reader when I only knew you for a few months, don't know what I'm allowed to get into in your fridge really, and have noticed that even with a drink you are still a grumpy GROUCH!"  So eat your popcorn and HUSH!")

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Re: what kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2006, 01:19:13 PM »
lol

maybe we should start a thread on the kind of water you bring to the N who just took popcorn into the theater from home. 

giggles

whoami

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Re: what kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2006, 02:47:43 PM »
My N gets his popcorn from a company that was started by his grandfather and so, because he has a name that is renowed up and down the coast he can get the first kernels out of the popper!
Everyone knows he gets preferential treatment because he is first in line for the best popcorn.
Oh????You don't get preferential treatment?  Of course you don't because you come from a low and common background. Hmmmm come to think of it ...... I think I better get a new popcorn partner so that my status as a popcorn consumer stays renowed throughout the land.

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Re: what kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2006, 03:13:48 PM »
N does not go get his/her popcorn he/she has their limo driver go get it"it is the finest in the world so fine the said popcorn has no name just a symbol you can not pronounce' 

But they would never get it themselves..

No the limo diver can fetch it .And if the limo driver does something socially incorrect they will take the limo driver into a room and they will sit in their high back

Royal chairs and demean the lowly limo driver for his bad behavior and make him feel as low as possible.And the limo driver must swear never to behave that way again.

And after they demean the humble limo driver making his assistant cry is all the better.


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Re: what kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2006, 07:59:44 PM »
I will never know what kind of popcorn my Nmother would eat. You see, anytime she got something that was a really special treat - she hid it. Kept it all for herself. Left the average stuff out for the rest of the family. So I'll never know.

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Re: what kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2006, 08:08:05 PM »
BEAN, those damn liberals in colleges don't know anything about popcorn. All they want to do is talk about popcorn, but you never see them actually eat it. Besides, studying popcorn is stupid. (Not sure which subject in college isn't stupid... according to this EXPERT...).
You got straight A's because the professor liked you. He must have thought you were a nice and smart girl. (Not that you did any work or anything).
Double blech...
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Re: what kind of popcorn would a narcassist eat?
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2006, 08:20:01 PM »
Awwwwwwwwwwwww bean toooooooooooooooooooo coooooooooooooooooooooool
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