Some humor.
Sometimes we need a laugh break, Enjoy!
I especially like the A woman’s perfect breakfast.
Deb
"Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an asshole."
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).
A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
You're sitting at the breakfast table.....
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
Your boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
Your husband is on the back of the milk carton.
We were very happily married for eight months.
Unfortunately, we were married for ten years!
I must admit, you brought religion in my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.
