For your amusement--

[Izzy_*now*]

My sister’s granddaughter, almost 12, writes to me. My own granddaughter, 21, never has.  Both are named the same!

Today I received her email and a fast follow-up that reads--

OOPS. READ ME FIRST

Dear Auntie Iz,
I did not mean to send fact number 4. to you. I just found them on a website and copied them over to you. I thought that I read over but realised what it said when it was already sent. Once you read it came you delete it please. I am really embarrassed. I apologize.
Love M.

This is Fact #4
4. According to a recent survey, more than half of British adults have had sex in a public place!

Isn’t she sweet, to try to protect me from the horrible facts of life?

Izzy

[Lollie]

Oh, Izzy. She must have been mortified. I have a daughter the same age. It doesn't take much to embarass her.