Jack and Jill ran up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill.....
Got mad that the water was spilled
Ran home crying to mommy
And knocked Humpty Dumpty
Off the wall on her way
Since the eggman was broken
There would be no eggs for dinner so Jack in the Beanstalk's mother
Sent him to the store to sell the cow for food
Jack had a mind of his own and bought the magic beans
Which got him disowned for not following the mother's instructions
But after much mayhem in the giant's world
Jack proved that persistence pays off
And came back home with the golden egg
Where with his mother accepted him back because he could
Supply her with wealth for the rest of her life!
Now that's a good boy Jack
Refocus people...
It can be fun!
