I never thought of voicelessness in this context...

[Dr. Richard Grossman]

Hi everybody,

I received this e-mail today:

"Hello, my name is xxxxxxxxxx and I am a Internet marketing professional. I had done a Google search under the keyword why people have bad breath and had run across your website www.voicelessness.com. I see that you are not listed on the first page of Google for your particular search.

I am not sure if you're aware of why you're ranked this low but more importantly how easily correctable this is.

There's no reason that you can't have top three rankings for the keyword why people have bad breath based on your website structure and content. You have a very nice site."


What do you think?  Should my next article be "Voicelessness and Bad Breath"?

Richard

[Meh]

Oh, Wow.  

I really like that this site doesn't have a bunch of extraneous associated advertisements and stuff that comes up. Thats part of what makes this a really nice site. I wouldn't like gingivitis pictures on here followed by a stay at home mom-goes back to school in a bikini advert.

[Guest]

 

It'll be cough syrup next.

I love those marketing professionals.

You have a very nice site! 

[sKePTiKal]

This is absolutely hilarious - and massively absurd!

What kind of a world is it, when someone is plain old dumb enough to think there's a connection between bad breath and voicelessness, but has the chutzpah to actually try to sell you something on the basis of their absurd understanding????

I can only hope that it was some computer program that "collected" this site as a contact possibility, instead of a real person.

[BonesMS]

Or maybe this "marketer" is Narcissistic enough to be totally clueless as to what we are about.  Bad breath?  Now really?!?!?!?!?

Bones

[Lollie]

I can only hope that it was some computer program that "collected" this site as a contact possibility, instead of a real person.

That's probably the case.

Anyway, when I search google using just the keyword "voicelessness," the link to your essays are in the number one spot. So there.

P.S. Does anyone have a mint?