Voicelessness and Emotional Survival Message Board
Voicelessness and Emotional Survival => Voicelessness and Emotional Survival Message Board => Topic started by: changing on August 09, 2007, 01:06:12 AM
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Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell!
Thou art a boil, a plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle, in my corrupted blood.
Let's meet as little as we can.
Slave,souless villain, dog! O rarely base!
More of your conversation would infect my brain.
Go forward, and be choked with thy ambition!
Go thou and fill another room in hell.
Thou lump of foul deformity.
Go rot!
Tempt not the hatred of my spirit; for I am sick when I do look on thee
Suits my NH perfectly! He left a COBRA bill in my mail today, scratched out "his" last name, added my maiden name, though he wants me to pay "his" medical insurance bill! Oh BAH to him!
Changing
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How about this....
'cast thy foul cobra bill down to the depths of hell, and trouble me no more.... ill deformed fellow... trouble me no more.'
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AH !Thou Sharp- witted Merrymaker! We shall be laughing anon, and Lighter!
Lighter you are an absolute RIOT!
Changing
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Lighter, I can't stop laughing! You are the greatest!
Changing
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Heh... I wish I'd spent a little time on that insult......
now, lol.
::going to look for swimmers ear info and interesting insults::
BRB :D
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Ahhh... more insults that sooth the soul.....
You've got a big mouth.
In sooth, thy dank cavernous tooth-hole consumes all truth and reason!
You are ugly.
Thy vile canker-blossom'd countenance curdles milk and sours beer.
Now.... for the swimmer's ear info, lol.
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Lady Lighter-
I don't have TV, but you are far more entertaining and educational than any show on the idiot box, anyway !!!! Now, I'm going to memorize those new sonnets of yours, so I can deliver then properly to Sir BagWorm the next time he delivers a pathetic COBRA missive!
Laughing up a storm,
Changing
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At some point I'm going to look up more creative insults and get back to ya :shock:
Now let's carry us to bed and sleep a great while :)
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(Not quite as good as dark, cavernous tooth hole, but here's from the quill of the master...)
Sonnet 129
The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action; and till action, lust
Is perjured, murderous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust,
Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight,
Past reason hunted, and no sooner had
Past reason hated, as a swallow'd bait
On purpose laid to make the taker mad;
Mad in pursuit and in possession so;
Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
A bliss in proof, and proved, a very woe;
Before, a joy proposed; behind, a dream.
All this the world well knows; yet none knows well
To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.
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17th century insults recorded in the Presentment Bills:
1. 'I pray to god thou mayest lye above ground as blacke as a toade'
2. '[he] lied in his throat'
3. 'a very bould impudent and a clamourous woman'
4. 'Thou art a naughtie fellow, thou diddest never anye good in this town'
5. 'you are a swaggerer'
6. 'dunce asse calfe blockhead and foole'
7. 'villaine and Rascaldy knave'
8. 'scurvie pawtrie knave'
9. 'base rascally preist lowsye slave'
10. 'filthy and scurvy Cockes combe'
Of course..... numbers 1 and 6 are my favorites, lol.
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Certain Hope and Lighter-
I went to sleep AND started my day laughing like a madwoman!!! What a pleasure! Now, I must memorize these new lines in readiness for my next meeting with Sir BagWorm!!!
Fare thee well and HUGS!
Changing
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Oh, I love it! Right up my alley.
"Shame hath a bastard fame, well managed; Ill deed are doubled with an evil word" ..... Comedy of Errors
"Didst thou never hear that things ill got had ever bad success?" .... Henry VI (How can these scum get away with it and even prosper?)
"Something is rotten in the state of Denamrk." .... Hamlet
TO ALL THOSE, LIKE ME, WHO REALIZED AFTER THE FACT: "Rank corruption, mining all within, infects unseen." ... Hamlet
"Who is so [dull] that cannot see this palpable deive? Yet who is so bold but says he sees it not?" ... Richard III (where we all were once)
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The perfect one:
"Shame folded up in blind concealing night, when most unseen, then most doth tyrannize." ... Rape of Lucrece
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WOW- Mr. NH BagWorm is going to tremble in fear when he hears this soliloquy!!!!! Now, to find an appropriate doublet and rapier!
xxoxx,
Changing
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WOW- Mr. NH BagWorm is going to tremble in fear when he hears this soliloquy!!!!! Now, to find an appropriate doublet and rapier!
xxoxx,
Changing
:D Changing! I just realized where you got the "bagworm" moniker... oh, that is excellent! :lol:
And this is an excellent thread, indeed... I was half asleep this morning when I added a sonnet and the ole mind is a bit frazzled right now, but I've sure enjoyed everyone's contributions. Thanks!!
Love,
Hope
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Lighter, Hope, ToWrite-
Though I am not looking forward to seeing Mr. N.H. BagWorm again, I am not as terrified as I was, and laugh to myself whenever I try to create a soliloquy from your generous posts. I have had so much fun reading this!!!!
LIGHTER!!!!"Thy dank cavernous tooth-hole..." Absolutely true- divinely true, divinely inspired- you have shown me that I shouldn't pay that COBRA anymore as well for him! More money for me ( he has money , savings that he took from our account and out in a separate account in his name at the beginning of the year "to make more interest"). YOU ROCK!
Gratefully,
Changing
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Dear Changing,
Such a relief!
Within myself, over time... I've experienced the shift from blind terror, to desperate dread, to moderate fear, to... forgetfullness.
Fear can still be resurrected, but not with anything near the force it initially brought to bear on my soul.
Took me over two years to reframe the obvious fear-responses and now, although I'm still wading through the not so obvious, less conscious reactions, I know that the worst of it has passed.
As always, I'm so very happy for you... and hopeful... and expectant... and very, very glad that you will not consider yourself obliged to pay his bills, regardless of what he thinks about it.
Love,
Hope
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Changing:
You aren't obligted to pay one more bill for that weak little manipulator.
Let him pay his own bills...... the beach donkey he was driving into the ground.... is no more.
Spend your money on something wonderful for yourself and laugh, laugh, laugh...... you're in the zone: )
Lighter, Hope, ToWrite-
Though I am not looking forward to seeing Mr. N.H. BagWorm again, I am not as terrified as I was, and laugh to myself whenever I try to create a soliloquy from your generous posts. I have had so much fun reading this!!!!
LIGHTER!!!!"Thy dank cavernous tooth-hole..." Absolutely true- divinely true, divinely inspired- you have shown me that I shouldn't pay that COBRA anymore as well for him! More money for me ( he has money , savings that he took from our account and out in a separate account in his name at the beginning of the year "to make more interest"). YOU ROCK!
Gratefully,
Changing
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BEACH DONKEY NO MORE!!! I didn't see the insanity of it (oh, I must pay for the COBRA- he took our money, but he won't pay for his medical and will lose it- I must save him from himself) until I read your first response about the COBRA (I am thickheaded)- then through my tears of laughter I thought YES!!! I should throw the foul COBRA bill back in his face. When we were discussing it by phone, he was actually trying to make me apologize for mentioning it when I told him the bill was paid, he could see his shrink, get his medications, go to the M.D., etc. He didn't even thank me. HE'S THE BEACH DONKEY NOW!!!! I'm starting law school on Monday, and going right to the Student Law Center- I am going to get as much assistance as possible, go there every day, etc- Get everything filed and done and use it as a learning project, and have FUN!!!!!
Next time we speak of medical issues, I'm going to say: "A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, uncharitable dog!"
Most Gratefully,
Changing
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next time you talk to him..... you'll get BEEEEEG points on the board for.....
saying nothing.
Doing nothing.
Ignore him like you don't see or hear him.
Deny him any reaction from you.
Let him rant about his lack of responsibility.... though it may be difficult... nearly impossible with all these fancy pants responses available to you now, lol.
Let him blame and cry and try to guilt you back into the beach donkey posture.....
he's so very sure you'll keep volunteering for it anyway, lol.
Then come and tell us all about it :D
He'll be mortified and desolate.... and without benefits if he keeps screwing around :shock:
'Oh cheap deceiver.... lacking in manly detail..... go to thy little perch in hell.... and leave me in my newfound joy'
Uhhhh.... I mean...
::silence.... blink blink...... more silence::
It's really going to be very difficult to remain quiet, huh, lol?!?!?
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o yes, very difficult!
:D
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My Darlings Lighter and Certain Hope-
OK, OK, I'll keep my mouth shut- but I'll be laughing to myself!!!
Love you guys and thank you for guiding me!
Changing
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Even a beach donkey
can kick sand in a bully's face...
HEE-ONNNK!
Hops
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Hops.... is being quiiet sort'a like kicking sand?
Kind'a sort'a?
I keep wanting Changing to say to her simpering little unemployed tyrant.....
'contact my attorney and bother me no more.'
Esp iif she doesn't have an attorney yet, cause he moved and didn't give her his forwarding address.
Something so satisfying about the Beach Donkey giving back just a little of what they've been carrying for so long, ya know?
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Ahhh... Dearest fair maiden Lighter,
Forsooth, thou canst not bestow upon yon horse's hiney a more befitting bequest
than to deprive said contemptible behemoth of thine most treasured yearnings.
Nary a jot doth pass his visage as he doth turn, foul swine, unclean,
with many a shifting twist,
and causeth thee great regret at thine lack of hushedness.
Surely thou wouldst be prudent to spare him naught
upon which to spin his wicked web.
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Ahhh... Dearest fair maiden Lighter,
Forsooth, thou canst not bestow upon yon horse's hiney a more befitting bequest
than to deprive said contemptible behemoth of thine most treasured yearnings.
Nary a jot doth pass his visage as he doth turn, foul swine, unclean,
with many a shifting twist,
and causeth thee great regret at thine lack of hushedness.
Surely thou wouldst be prudent to spare him naught
upon which to spin his wicked web.
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Ummmm.... so you're saying be quiet, lol?
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Ummmm.... so you're saying be quiet, lol?
Yes'm Miss Smarty Pants... that's the gist of it :)
Quiet - inside and out - cuz nobody has a talent for sealing his own fate like N has!
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YUP, I think to an N craving any kind of attention, positive or negative...
silence (as in, talk through my attorney) is excellent sand.
Hops
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Hops, Hope, Lighter!!!
I think you are the warrior women Wagner wrote those sublime arias for!!!!
No one could have better support than I do- you are so wonderful- I know your wisdom is hard-won, and I appreciate your generosity in sharing it, and the inspiring fun as well. I have Orientation at the law school today, and am going to the student law center to get things going. They have the software to find people, the best family law attorneys teaching, etc, and the most beautiful law libraries- I am going to use the service (mostly free) and get this going, work on it every day as well, and make it a fun hobby!!!
AND- I'm going to SHUT UP!!! BagWorm will have to take his lumps!!!
Love you,
Changing
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Hey.... law student, Changing....
if you get a chance to ask a few questions about keeping children safe with creative visitation language and agreements..... if that library has information on agreements that are out of the ordinary and very very useful and helpful......
let me know; )
BTW.... just rolling the word Aria around in my mind gave me chills. I love Wagner: )
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Ummmm.... so you're saying be quiet, lol?
Yes'm Miss Smarty Pants... that's the gist of it :)
Quiet - inside and out - cuz nobody has a talent for sealing his own fate like N has!
LOL!; )
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Hi Lighter-
I have to get going, but even though I'm as dumb as a beach donkey, I will look look look look for anything good on the subject, and grill the profs,etc. - we will see what is cutting edge (though family law varies greatly by state, we can do our best, fix something up, - then prod your attorney! with it !!!)
La La La La La La La La La La,
Changing
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Hey Changing... I replied in your mailbox but want you to know that nobody here thinks beach donkeys are dumb, lol; )
Esp not EX beach donkeys; )
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Dear Changing,
Happiest orientating and perusing! Thinking of you amidst the stacks :)
Love,
Hope
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Lighter,
How 'bout them Handel oratorios, eh?
Sub-limmmmmmmmmmme
And I hope you've told Changing what state you're in...
xo
Hops
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Lighter,
How 'bout them Handel oratorios, eh?
Sub-limmmmmmmmmmme
And I hope you've told Changing what state you're in...
xo
Hops
HUH?
Ora-whatios, lol?
I keep heaing Dragon Hunt go through my mind,( dd's piano playing....level 2 of the little bookio's, lol) and it's just as wonderful as anything I've ever heard, honest, lol.
Changing gave me lots of information applicable to my State.
So glad I gave her information too!
So much to do but busy busy HAPPY busy: )