OK.
Here we go.
Dear Judge B:
I never thought you'd be held accountable for the many ethics violations perpetrated by you in that little fiefdom of yours.
It was disturbing to see the latest photos of you. What happened to that nice little pony tail? Your hair looked so nice when you wore it down. You're pale, no make up, and you look as though you're being haunted. I'm sorry if you've been ill. Something's certainly taking it's toll on you.
::nodding::
Is it the pressure of facing serious charges? Of having to hire, and pay for an attorney to defend you in that terrible situation?
So nerve wracking to be at the mercy of other people's decisions. it takes it's toll.
::nodding::
And now you've resigned in apparent disgrace. I know that must really be tough for you, and God knows what your divorce was like. You had to hire an attorney for that too, huh? And divorce is no picnic, esp for those of us with control issues, and an asshat for a spouse. Your h was an asshat, wasn't he? I'm just so sorry to hear that, but glad you found someone new. Glad you're moving on, and planning a wedding.
It's going to be OK. You can grow the hair back out, and have it picture perfect for the wedding, just you see.
Regards,
Lighter
