Here's another for the pile, Mud,
There is a slight mention of religion in this one, so I hope anyone who's easily irked around religious issues will skip it...buyer beware, please.
After many invitations, a teenage girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents and he finally agrees. This means so much to her that the girl tells him that after dinner, she'd like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the teenage boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy decides on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at his girlfriend's house and meets her at the door. "Oh, I'm thrilled for you to finally meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and sits down at the dinner table with the girl's parents. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, head down. Ten minutes pass, still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after twenty minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." Without lifting his head, the boy whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."