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Questions for ONYX!!!
Onyx:
Whats this about "smooth English guys" I hear? Enough with you CG, I'm a pure and rough arsed Irish man with unspeakably bad habits and awful manners :lol: :lol: ! ....and why prey tell does one need to pop anti smell piles in order to improve ones odour? I'm organic and in demand in the shop! I'm farm fresh with nothing taken away or added! I'm your pure and original "Old fart"! 8)
Right that said and out of the way, I can tackle the fun stuff now! :wink:
CG.....will you marry me as you write ever so proper and I bet you can do joined up hand writing and can spell big words? I promise to pass wind in silent and never to: burp at the wrong time, scratch my arse in church, fall face first in the gutter having had a skin full or shout Eureka every time I visit the toilet for a poo poo! .....and oh yes, I also promise to put the seat back down on the toilet after I've used it! :)
I'm sorry Switzerland.......but you didn't yoddle long enough or deep enough for me, the weddings off! :P
Hope everythings OK with you ladies, as I've been away recently with work! I have been watching Ivan's as it's swept up the Gulf and I did wonder if it was going to head Texas way! I know I talk 'dirty' so to speak....but it's only a bit of fun......and anyway, :lol: I always say "pardon" afterwards :oops:
David
PS I'm feeling very good these days.....the worlds not a bad place after all.....just one or two places...that's all :D
Anonymous:
hahah damn, meant to come BACK sooner!!
I hope I'm not tool ate - tool ate - what's tool ate? Must be my George animus at the tools again :roll: dreaming of eating his tool!!! :shock: But I guess it's every males dream, hey? 8)
--- Quote ---Whats this about "smooth English guys" I hear? Enough with you CG, I'm a pure and rough arsed Irish man with unspeakably bad habits and awful manners :lol: :lol: ! ....
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roguh 'asked' and awful manners. Stop it Onyx- I'm beginning to like you. 8)
--- Quote ---and why prey tell does one need to pop anti smell piles in order to improve ones odour? I'm organic and in demand in the shop! I'm farm fresh with nothing taken away or added! I'm your pure and original "Old fart"! 8)
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:shock: The fart bit is okay, but I'm unsure about the old. How old. Old is over 90 to me. But under is okiedokie.
--- Quote ---Right that said and out of the way, I can tackle the fun stuff now! :wink:
CG.....will you marry me as you write ever so proper and I bet you can do joined up hand writing and can spell big words?
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Joined up handwriting :? , you mean with both hands tied together, 8) kinky 8) No, but I'm willing to learn. Er um Sorry ch/switzerland. Forgot myself for a moment, I'm here advocating for answers to your questions :shock: :shock:but I got caught up in his spell. Spank me out of it, quick!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: But he's so roughishly charming and all grubby like, ahhhhh and at the same time too. 8) 8) :shock:
--- Quote ---I promise to pass wind in silent and never to: burp at the wrong time, scratch my arse in church, fall face first in the gutter having had a skin full or shout Eureka every time I visit the toilet for a poo poo! .....and oh yes, I also promise to put the seat back down on the toilet after I've used it! :)
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Well Onyx, really? :D What more could a girl want or have ever dreamed of in man. Just the kind mother would approve of. You'd like my mother. Actually, I think you may be more suited to her. Maybe I shall arrange an intro.
--- Quote ---I'm sorry Switzerland.......but you didn't yoddle long enough or deep enough for me, the weddings off! :P
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No ch/swiss baby, he didn't answer all of your questions, and look now. He's gone and proposed to me. And hey, I don't know whether I accepted or not. :?
--- Quote ---I know I talk 'dirty' so to speak....but it's only a bit of fun......and anyway, :lol: I always say "pardon" afterwards :oops:
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That's cool Onyx, a bit of dirt between consenting adults never hurt anyone - did it? :shock: 8) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
David
--- Quote ---PS I'm feeling very good these days.....the worlds not a bad place after all.....just one or two places...that's all :D
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Here here, I'll drink to that. And here here, I'll drink to that too. And anything else you wanna drink to. Here here@! Burp @! Fart@! Belch again. Ooooops - :shock: . Too much. Oh well, you're a gentleman, you'll clean up for me, won't you Onyx. Please? 8)
CG
Anonymous:
oh boy, i haven't been on here for a few weeks. got busy with outside life again. now, i've got CG taking over my honey, flirting with my fiance, getting a proposal, and whatnot. hmmm......
well, as long as its true love between two people, i am all for it.
YoddelAYHEEEEEEHOOOOOOOO!!!
switzerland
Onyx:
You two are ever so naughty and god, I ruv that :P ! Well anytime you want to exchange wind with me in the future.....feel free to 'Ivan' my way!
David
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