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Anonymous:
I have two responses:

(1) Maybe you two should get a room.   :lol:

(2) Woah. You don't even know each other and haven't met. British men are extremely flirtatious. American women need to be aware of that. Internet offers of marriage need to be taken with a grain of salt. But hey, if you end up getting married, congratulations and good luck.

bunny

Anonymous:
CH

I was only joking :D

 :D But what about Bunny and Portia, Phoenix and all the other girls on here.....I'd break their hearts if I ran off and married :lol:  Alas CH, I must share myself around, bore the hell out of the many and waffle for Ireland in the next Olympics :D  

Now I do have a terrible sense of humour (humur for you Americans) and yes I am, as Bunny says, British and flirtatious (actually I'm Irish by birth......so that means I'm even more full of BS and blarney)!! Anyway, just around the corner from you, there's some nice American chappie who can't wait to spoil you rotten!!  :wink:

Besides, I don't even know you name! Other than the two letters, CH, I know nothing! Come to think of it, I'll call you Switzerland from now on. As with America and it's international designation of USA, Switzerland is known as CH.

I loved the bit about you not being able to do "English" cooking! English food is loaded with grease and stodge......it's bloody awful!! Thank god for the Italians, French, Indians (curry) and Chinese! Talking of Indian food reminds me of a joke: If the bottom is falling out of your world,
eat vindaloo (very very hot curry) and let the world fall out of your bottom! :lol:

What's actually very healthy about our little post here, is that it shows to others on this site that there is life after NPD death! People like you and I haven't become too hard faced about our past life experiences. We're able to function and laugh/joke about things. No doubt a lot of people on here are hurting like hell at the moment, but there really is light at the end of that dark tunnel :wink: So much so, I could pop over the the States and marry you one day :wink:  

I've spent quite a bit of time over their......I've even got an American pilots licence......no joke! Great country, but I like it over here lots. It would be nice to know more about others on V&E......kind of good to put a face to a name :P

David
Hugs and kisses

Would you believe it, it's sunny over here yet again today!! That's two whole days of sunny weather and no sodding rain.......amazing!

ch:
Hi David,

It is so good to hear from you again and to see your smileys.
You know, i was just trying to get you to talk again on this board, and well, i have to use flirtation to get through to you.  So that was my shot at it.  ALot of fun, i might say.  I think i will do it more often, but only if i feel the person has good humor like you.

The Vindaloo joke...hah-ha ha....btw, I love indian food.  Can't cook it, and won't cook it, cause its messy and stinks up the whole place, but i like to eat it at a nice romantic restaurant overlooking my um, well, ..lover.  There, i said it!   Oh, goodness, this flirtatious talking just isn't natural and suitable for me.  

Ha ha ha.  sunny in london for two whole days??!!  ha-ha-ha

Ok, i will read that long email you wrote in the other post.  Thanks David!!!

Switzerland

Anonymous:
Damn, does this mean the wedding is off? What happened? Granny always said "Beware smooth English gents with those cute little er-um little whats  :? ? Can't remember. Little whats  :shock: ? (cough) Oh no no no! I know, oh yeah, accents."

Whirlwind romances, they never last. Was it the gaseous emmissions admission? Probably  :roll: . Is that what doomed it? Oh David, there is still hope  :D . We can get ch aka switzerland some little pills for that.

What are they called again?  :idea:  Oh yeah,   :D "Flatuscents - turning nasty odours into soothing healing aromas".

Little tiny comfy heart shaped pills you just pop up in the back end. They come in all different lovely scents. Your gas will  be turned into enticing lovely relaxing aromas for the whole family to enjoy  :lol: . Jasmine one day. Ylang Ylang the next. Gardenia the next. And they make the perfect gift too, for the person who has everything.  Would that help get the relationship back on track ?

Did you know breach of promise causes trauma? Are you okay CH? Sorry David, too many witnesses, you have to marry her now.  I'll order the pills. What do you say ch, would you have him back now? Seems he wants to be free for a while longer. And I guess you know the saying, "So many women, only one Onyx."

Damn, and really, I was just so looking forward to a cyber-wedding.

And hey, Peanuts could have done the flowers.

CG

switzerland:
I'm still ok. Thanks for asking!!
And i am still game.
Still looking forward to romance and love, and all that good stuff...oh  yeah, and a man to enjoy life with...

I'm still waiting to hear Onyx's answers to my original questions.  Did he cover all of them?

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