lol @ toilet innards
awww Bones ... wish I was your neighbor. I'd bring over my favorite tools (some long bobby pins, those giant rubber bands, a roll of duct tape and a giant paper clip... oh yeah, and a wrench) and we'd have a toilet innard repair party. Mr B could serve us hot chocolate and apple cinnamon coffee cake (hey, I can dream).
Just in case that doesn't work out, the bucket method will tide ya over... just half fill the bucket in the tub and pour it down the stool to flush. I know that deer-in-headlights look. But really, our handle broke off too (not to be used as leverage to lift one-self from seat, I discovered). It's a simple repair and the kit is cheap. Be brave!
Love,
Hope