Anything

[mum]

Gee, what will we do if Mudpup can't remember either (what with bunny rabbits embroidered on his briefcase and all!!!) Big noogy, mud!!! (how do you spell noogy anyway....do you know what I mean by that?)

[Brigid]

GFN,

Mudpuppy, please what's the name of the thread where we were talking about apologizing and I went about pasting stuff from another thread and now can't seem to find it

If you are referring to the discussion where I was indirectly involved, it was not on the Anything thread, but I'm not sure which one it was.  My brain cells are dissolving as I write and no telling what will be left as of tomorrow.  If I can find it, I will let you know.

Brigid

[Anonymous]

In that case.....I'll have to use my one tiny little functioning (for the moment) brain cell and imagine what he might have posted back to me there.

I'll do my best to imagine something very nice!!  

I think it's newgee?  nugie?  noooogeee?  I can't remember.
I can't spell either so why am I trying??    

GFN

[Anonymous]

Hi guys,
It was page seven of "fragments of my story" Sleepyhead's thread.

I always thought it was noogy.

And I DO NOT have bunnies on my briefcase. In fact I don't even have a briefcase. I show up at my lawyers with a box full of papers and he just rolls his eyes. Yeah like that.

mud

[Anonymous]

Thanks Mudpuppy:

God bless you and all the bunnies too.
 
GFN

[Anonymous]

Hi Brigid:

My brain cells are dissolving as I write and no telling what will be left as of tomorrow

Oh no!!  I'm wearing off on you!!

Thanks Brigid....I found the thread per Mud's good memory.  

Sweet dreams all!

GFN

[mum]

Mud, are you like, one of those savants?  Can you remember phone numbers easily too?  Geepers, I'll take one of you for my memory, one of GFN to make those cutting but they don't know they're cutting remarks, and two Bunnys to not take any crap for me.....and of course everyone else here, too,  so that when the wolves come knockin (or that summons server like the other day) you will all be there telling me it's ok and helping me be tough.

[Anonymous]

Oh Mum!!

I love those Summons Servers!!  (SS)

SS:  "Are you GFN?"

Me:  "GF who?"

SS:  "GFN.  Are you GFN?"

Me:  "Who?"

SS:  "You!!!  Are you GFN??  I have important paper work for you?"

Me:  "For who? GF what?"

SS:  "For you, if you're GFN.  Are you GFN?"

Me:  "Who me?  Important papers?  For GF who?"

SS:  "N!   N!  I said GFN!  Didn't you hear me?  Are you she?"

Me:  "Well, last time I looked I was a she...and I'm thinking of staying that way."

SS:  "NO. No.  Are you she?  Are you GFN?"

Me:  "If I am, do I get to stay a she?"

SS:   "Look lady, I don't have all day.  Are you GFN or not?"

Me:  "Well.....I see.  That is a problem isn't it?"

SS:  "Lady, there's no problem if you're GFN.  Are you?"

Me:  "Am I what?"

SS:  "Not what!!  Who!!!  Are you her or not.  I've about had it!"

Me:  "That's too much information.  How important are those papers?"

SS:  "One last time......are you GFN?"

Me:  "Ofcourse I am!!  Who else would make you earn your fee so well?"

But what I want to say is:

"Buddy.  I bet you haven't had it in awhile!!"

GFN

[Brigid]

GFN,

"Buddy. I bet you haven't had it in awhile!!"

You're so cute.  Thanks for making me laugh once again.  At least I don't need all those brain cells to do that!!

Can you remember phone numbers easily too?

I hate people like that.      It's all I can do to remember my own number.

If mud doesn't have bunnies in his non-existent briefcase, perhaps they are hopping around on his tie or on his socks.  He wouldn't want to leave home without one.  
 

Brigid

[sleepyhead]

Mudpuppy: Bit of a late reply here, but my mind is all over the place lately, and I hope you agree with me that better late than never?

But I think maybe I'll go rent a couple of war flicks this weekend. Pork Chop Hill sounds good, lots of blood and guts.

Hpe you didn't take offence at the "gay man in a woman's body" thing I sure wasn't thinking of you, just of me and the classic stereotype. Actually, I sometimes think that I'm a drag queen trapped in a woman's body... Ah, the glitter and the sparkle and the glamour of it all... Please don't force yourself to watch war films on my account    Oh, well, Im falling apart into incoherence here, better go...

[Anonymous]

Hi all:

Hey Brigid:

Thanks for making me laugh once again. At least I don't need all those brain cells to do that!!

That's the great thing about laughing, isn't it.   Doesn't take a whole lot of effort...or thought.  It's spontaneous sometimes.

I laugh a lot.  I really believe in those endorphins.  Beats crying by a long shot (but someone else here said....it's a similar release....which makes sence to me. Laughing just feels so much better afterward).  

GFN

[Anonymous]

mum,

Mud, are you like, one of those savants?

I'd like to say yes, but to be perfectly honest I looked through about 8 different threads before I found it. I figured if GFN could find that post she made, it was the least I could do.
My memory is odd. I can remember conversations word for word years later, and I can remember a face from twenty years ago after having seen it once. But when I meet someone for the first time I invariably forget their name by the end of the introduction. I then spend the rest of the conversation distracted by trying to remember their name. And I have a difficult time remembering where I have placed things.
Sleepy,

Hpe you didn't take offence at the "gay man in a woman's body" thing

Why would I be offended if you think you are a gay man in a woman's body?  No skin off of my nose as they say.
Just joshing. I know what you meant. No offense taken. My wife says I am secure in my masculinity. Just in case I still want to watch Pork Chop Hill.
Please, I hope none of this will take us back into the feminine/masculine thing again.  

mudpup

[Anonymous]

I invariably forget their name by the end of the introduction....And I have a difficult time remembering where I have placed things.

Oh no!!  I'm wearing off on you too!!    

GFN

[Anonymous]

Blondes are actually very bright!!!:


I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had any
leave due, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days
away.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Mad" then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing ? I told her
that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think
I was "Mad" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are mad - take a few days
off".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And
where are you going?"


 

         (You're going to love this!)





   
 


     She said "I can't work in the dark !!!!"

 




GFN

[Anonymous]

This is love

For those who misuse the word love even kids have
a better understanding than adults. A group of
professional people posted this question to a group
of 4 to 8 year olds. "What does love mean?" The
answers they got were broader and deeper than
anyone could have imagined.

***********************

When my grandma got arthritis, she couldn't bend
over and paint her toenails anymore.
 So my grandpa does it for her now all the time,
even when his hands got arthritis too.

That's love.

Rebecca - age 8

***********************

When someone loves you, the way they say your
name is different. You just know that your name is
safe in their mouths.

Billy - age 4

***********************

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a
boy puts on shaving Cologne and they go out
 and smell each other.

Kari - age 5

***********************

Love is when you go out to eat and give
 somebody most of your French Fries without making
them give you any of theirs.

Chrissy - age 6

***********************

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

Terri - age 4

***********************

Love is when my mommy makes coffee for
my daddy and she takes a sip giving it to him,
to make sure the taste is OK.

Danny - age 7

***********************

Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you
get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and
you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that.
They look gross when they kiss.

Emily - age 8

***********************

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if
you stop opening presents and listen.

Bobby - age 7 (wow!)

***********************

If you want to learn to love better,
you should start with a friend who you hate.

Nikka - age 6

***********************

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt,
then he wears it everyday.

Noelle - age 7

***********************

Love is like a little old woman and a
little old man who are still friends even after
they know each other so well.

Tommy - age 6

***********************

My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't
see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

Clare - age 6

***********************

Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty
and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.

Chris - age 7

***********************

Love is when your puppy licks your face
even after you left him alone all day.

Mary Ann - age 4

***********************

When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and
down and little stars come out of you.

Karen - age 7

***********************

Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and
doesn't think it's gross.

Mark - age 6

***********************

You really shouldn't say "I LOVE YOU" unless you
mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot.
People forget.

Jessica - age 8

***********************

And the winner was a 4 year old child whose
next door neighbor was an elderly man who
 had just lost his wife.

When the child saw the man cry, the little boy went
over into the man's yard and climbed on top of the
man's lap and just sat there.

When the boy's mother asked him what he'd said to
the neighbor, the little boy said,
"Nothing, I just helped him cry."



Aren't those wonderful?
GFN