Oh Mum!!
I love those Summons Servers!! (SS)
SS: "Are you GFN?"
Me: "GF who?"
SS: "GFN. Are you GFN?"
Me: "Who?"
SS: "You!!! Are you GFN?? I have important paper work for you?"
Me: "For who? GF what?"
SS: "For you, if you're GFN. Are you GFN?"
Me: "Who me? Important papers? For GF who?"
SS: "N! N! I said GFN! Didn't you hear me? Are you she?"
Me: "Well, last time I looked I was a she...and I'm thinking of staying that way."
SS: "NO. No. Are you she? Are you GFN?"
Me: "If I am, do I get to stay a she?"
SS: "Look lady, I don't have all day. Are you GFN or not?"
Me: "Well.....I see. That is a problem isn't it?"
SS: "Lady, there's no problem if you're GFN. Are you?"
Me: "Am I what?"
SS: "Not what!! Who!!! Are you her or not. I've about had it!"
Me: "That's too much information. How important are those papers?"
SS: "One last time......are you GFN?"
Me: "Ofcourse I am!! Who else would make you earn your fee so well?"
But what I want to say is:
"Buddy. I bet you haven't had it in awhile!!"
GFN