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Sela

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« Reply #840 on: November 21, 2006, 09:40:43 AM »
More on elephants:

The blind men and the elephant

There are various versions of the story of the blind men and the elephant. The blind men and the elephant is a legend that appears in different cultures - notably China, Africa and India - and the tale dates back thousands of years. Some versions of the story feature three blind men, others five or six, but the message is always the same. Here's a story of the six blind men and the elephant:


Six blind men were discussing exactly what they believed an elephant to be, since each had heard how strange the creature was, yet none had ever seen one before. So the blind men agreed to find an elephant and discover what the animal was really like.  It didn't take the blind men long to find an elephant at a nearby market.

The first blind man approached the beast and felt the animal's firm flat side. "It seems to me that the elephant is just like a wall," he said to his friends.

The second blind man reached out and touched one of the elephant's tusks. "No, this is round and smooth and sharp - the elephant is like a spear."

Intrigued, the third blind man stepped up to the elephant and touched its trunk. "Well, I can't agree with either of you; I feel a squirming writhing thing - surely the elephant is just like a snake."

The fourth blind man was of course by now quite puzzled. So he reached out, and felt the elephant's leg. "You are all talking complete nonsense," he said, "because clearly the elephant is just like a tree."

Utterly confused, the fifth blind man stepped forward and grabbed one of the elephant's ears. "You must all be mad - an elephant is exactly like a fan."

Duly, the sixth man approached, and, holding the beast's tail, disagreed again. "It's nothing like any of your descriptions - the elephant is just like a rope."

And all six blind men continued to argue, based on their own particular experiences, as to what they thought an elephant was like. It was an argument that they were never able to resolve. Each of them was concerned only with their own idea. None of them had the full picture, and none could see any of the other's point of view. Each man saw the elephant as something quite different, and while in part each blind man was right, none was wholly correct.

There is never just one way to look at something - there are always different perspectives, meanings, and perceptions, depending on who is looking.

Author unknown  (although, I've read that the original version came from the Buddhist canon)

Have a lovely day all!

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« Reply #841 on: November 21, 2006, 07:53:52 PM »
Moving back a  few posts, the poem was wonderful and just what I needed to hear today. I will try to empty my soul to make room for the necessary fillings...

Codependencey... Ach, I could write a book on my parents. My mother has no identity outside of my father. She was horrified when I got married and told her my language abilities were as important to me as my relationship with my husband. IThere are parts of me that I have to love and respect, or else I couldn't love and respect him. But she has no understanding of that. She was so grateful when I got married. I guess she thought that would "take care" of me. Meanwhile, she pipes in every once in a while that my dad is an alcoholic. And then she immediately follows up with "but he only drinks a beer or two nowadays." Whenever they pass aliquor store, though, she is the first to say, "Don't you want anything. Let's stop." When I quit drinking, the first time I went out with her, she immediately asked if I wasn't going to have a drink. I couldn't believe it. She had just told me she was "porud" of me and then tried to get me to drink?????????? No analysis needed... just some examples.

Funny elephant story... I used to interpret for this evil Russian woman at a very "impotent" (hee hee) place... One day, she came in with a gift for one of our promising students... she had bought it herself and had not shown it to me. She presented her with an elephant (a symbol of good luck in many nations... very much so in Russia). Well, the elephant was made for a post-menopausal woman and was some sort of Spencer-type joke and had sayings on it like "sagging boobs." (I can't remember the rest, but that one sticks in my mind :) I had to try REALLY hard not to laugh... and to pretend all was normal, as did all in the room.

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable." Douglas Adams

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« Reply #842 on: November 21, 2006, 09:52:54 PM »
Feeling punny today... hope you enjoy this...

Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.

"Certainly madam", he replied courteously.

"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.

"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"

Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.

"Certainly madam," he replied.

"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely. The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs please," Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.

The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.

"Morning madam...sleep well?"

"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.

"Food to your liking?"

"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs tho....they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.

"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book.

We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.

"OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who checked out, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.

Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written.

"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!"
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Sela

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« Reply #843 on: November 22, 2006, 12:43:43 AM »
"Ifyouex-pectmetovisithereagainyurdope-scious!
 Stickyurlousyeggswherethere'snosunbecausethey'regrossness!
 Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!!

 Dum diddle diddle so dum diddle eye!!"

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« Reply #844 on: November 22, 2006, 12:45:11 AM »
You are SOOOOOOOOO bad, Sela!!!!! Hardy har har
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« Reply #845 on: November 23, 2006, 09:07:48 AM »
Hiya Beth:

Hahahaha!  Yep.  Baaaaaad me! (It's just so fun to have fun!  :D).

Speaking of which, I like this little story about attitude:

The very old lady story


A very old lady looked in the mirror one morning. She had three remaining hairs on her head, and being a positive soul, she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she braided her three hairs, and she had a great day.

Some days later, looking in the mirror one morning, preparing for her day, she saw that she had only two hairs remaining. "Hmm, two hairs... I fancy a centre parting today." She duly parted her two hairs, and as ever, she had a great day.

A week or so later, she saw that she had just one hair left on her head. "One hair huh...," she mused, "I know, a pony-tail will be perfect." And again she had a great day.

The next morning she looked in the mirror. She was completely bald.

"Finally bald huh," she said to herself, "How wonderful! I won't have to waste time doing my hair any more.."


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Now there's a woman who knows what to do with lemons!

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« Reply #846 on: November 24, 2006, 10:01:57 AM »
Hi all:

Found a couple of quotes in keeping with thoughts on attitude:

"There are two kinds of people in the world: those who make excuses and those who get results. An excuse person will find any excuse for why a job was not done, and a results person will find any reason why it can be done.  Be a creator, not a reactor."

-- Alan Cohen, A Deep Breath Of Life


"You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time."

 -- Charles F. Kettering


Have a lovely w/e all.

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« Reply #847 on: November 26, 2006, 10:43:10 AM »
Speaking of elephants, here's today's Non Sequitur...

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The only way out is through, and the only way to win is not to play.

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« Reply #848 on: November 26, 2006, 07:18:20 PM »
I love the hair story!!!!!! How sweet!! It made me happy to read it!
Love, Beth
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« Reply #849 on: November 26, 2006, 07:22:38 PM »
Hmmm... wondering if there are any elephants sitting on me and suspecting there are. I am back on the line as far as surviving goes... making it day-to-day and the elephants can sit on my head if they wish until I get myself straight :)
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« Reply #850 on: November 28, 2006, 09:44:28 AM »
Quote
making it day-to-day

And you're making it Beth!!  Regardless of elephants!!  :D

Here's a quote from the Dalai Lama:

compassion is the wish for another being to be free from suffering;
love is wanting them to have happiness.


also:

If you have a sincere and open heart, you naturally feel self-worth and confidence,
and there is no need to be fearful of others.

taken from the following link:

http://www.creativeresistance.ca/strength/living-the-compassionate-life-his-holiness-14th-dalai-lama.htm

It's a long but worthwhile read to do with elephants, attitude and a way of making day-to-day better for all.
 
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« Reply #851 on: December 05, 2006, 02:29:07 PM »
I can not talk about a lot of things .It is good to read about how to handle pain.

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« Reply #852 on: December 05, 2006, 02:34:20 PM »
Welcome, luvanyway.

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« Reply #853 on: December 05, 2006, 08:03:31 PM »
Welcome luvanyway,
Read away and feel free to post when you are ready.
Lots of love,
Beth
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« Reply #854 on: December 05, 2006, 10:12:07 PM »
Hi Luvanyway,

I hope you'll find this a safe place to talk about whatever you want.
Maybe try a little bit when you feel like it, and see how it goes.

Be nice to yourself. Nobody should have to be alone with hard memories or painful present.

We'll be here for you.

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