Anything

[isittoolate]

[Hopalong]

Izz, I've always wanted to see a picture of Mud!

(Boy, talk about poking the mudpuppy to get it to wake up and say hello....)

 

Oh how I amuse myself.

I am the walking definition of a cheap laugh. (Only picked Mud on faith, y'know.)

MY DAUGTHER'S COMING IN A FEW HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

Hops

[isittoolate]

Good Luck Hops

Happy Times

Love
Izzy

[mountainspring]

That's a great picture Izzy!!!!  Where do find these things!!   

[isittoolate]

MS

Well that one I drew in CorelDraw, my first picture. I had a model but I forget who--maybe it was the N?

Ha Ha

[mountainspring]

    

[Hopalong]

Awwwww, I take it back, Mud.

Hey Izz, did you remove it because I teased Mud?

Accck! I hope nobody takes me seriously!

Hops

[isittoolate]

no Hops

it will come back when that server is fixed. I'm not getting it or the rmail right now.

Iz

[gratitude28]

Here's a funny little story from our stay here in TX...

About two days ago a man came to the door with a watermelon and asked my husband if he wanted some. My husband turned him away - pretty much shut the door on him. My father-in-law jumped up and fortunately talked to the NEIGHBOR WHO WAS OFFERING TO SHARE WITH US. lolololol

[Sela]

Aw Beth!  Your poor hubby must have felt so embarrassed?  I wonder what he was thinking?

    (possible thought):

"Oh!! No!!     A Texan with a watermelon!!  Could be dangerous!!"

 



A little Zen ... thoughts for people who take life too seriously


He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Clones are people two.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand ...

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zig-zag?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened.



I'm off to our cabin for at least a week!!   

Looking forward to a break from the seriousness of life.


  Sela

PS/on edit:

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

[moonlight52]

Sela you are zenmaster 
Have a great time at your cabin we are off to a cabin soon for some peace and lovely quiet.......BUNNIES BIRDIES AND BUTTERFLIES......
Love to you.

May the sun
bring you energy by day
May the moon
softly restore you by night
May the rain
wash away your worries
May the breeze
blow strength into your being
May you walk
gently through the world
and know it's beauty
all the days of your life.......
Native American Blessing

[Sela]

Hey Moon!

Good to "see" you!!  Thanks for all the great wishes and the love too.

I like that blessing.  Wishing it back on you with love as well.



Ok.......this made me giggle so I thought I'd share:


Excerpts from a Dog's Diary

Day number 180
8:00 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
11:30 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
12:00 noon - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 pm - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
5:00 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 pm - Oh boy! Mom! My favorite!

Day number 181
8:00 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
11:30 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
12:00 noon - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 pm - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
5:00 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 pm - Oh boy! Mom! My favorite!

Day number 182
8:00 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
11:30 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
12:00 noon - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 pm - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
5:00 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 pm - Oh boy! Mom! My favorite!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary

Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Day 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

Day 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was ... Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

Day 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

Day 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

Day 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ...



  Sela

[Hopalong]

Loved those, Sela...thank you! 

I think I'm sort of like the dog.
(For me it's: bill paying time, bummer.)
But almost everything else is my favorite!

Hops

[Certain Hope]

LOL...     This one's a classic, Sela... thanks!

Originally a dog here, forced to wear an emotional cat-suit for too long, then married to a panther, now married to a fellow canine and just learning to bark again!   

Emailing this one to my daughter, the teenaged cat-dog... lol. She'll love it! 

Hope

[finding peace]

 

Sela - your posts in here are cracking me up - thanks - you lighten my day.

Peace