The good thing about having N relations is ...

[Andrea]

**This is before the breakup, mind you**

*Never have to get on a scale since N was always feeling me up checking my "chubbies" and seeing how much weight I lost each week.

*If I didn't feel like talking N always had something to say.

*I don't have to be humble, N is always better than me!

*If I had the feeling my beautician made a mistake on my hair, N would always agree....

*I can compare my family to his and realize mine's REALLY not that bad!

*I know when I meet my next boyfriend I will never let him treat me like the last one has! I have a great yardstick to measure him up by.

[catlover]

Good thing about being raised by N parent(s):

You needn't feel guilty about not taking care of them when they get old, because they didn't take care of you!

(That's my PLAN anyways...)