Author Topic: My X is now REALLY an X (Read 3365 times)

d'smom · « **Reply #15 on:** May 18, 2005, 01:39:06 AM »

brigid,
want to add my biggest, biggest congratulations.

im sure he noticed your classiness and was -kicking himself-.

Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** May 18, 2005, 07:18:05 AM »

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Ding Dong the witch is dead!

Astrofemme,
How funny is this? I have sung this about my X N. Maybe it can be a theme song for these a$$holes.

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Good riddance to the fat tub of lard.

Point me in the direction of the nearest dumping ground for fat tubs of lard. My X N has *blown up* since the divorce and looks as though he is about to explode.

Brigid, I'll phone the waste management company and work a two for one deal.

Glad to hear you had a fun evening with your friends.

Congrats on your new life!

Mia

Anonymous · « **Reply #17 on:** May 18, 2005, 10:02:23 AM »

Hey mia and Brigid,

I was actualy going to say"fat tub of something else" but being a gentleman I cleaned it up for the ears of the gentle ladies here.

So all you really need to do is give them a good flush. Don't forget the plumbers helper though. It sounds as though these guys might clog things up a tad if they're sporting multiple chins.

mudpup

2cents · « **Reply #18 on:** May 18, 2005, 03:05:44 PM »

Hey mud,

Do multiple saggy-butt-chins count too?

2cents

Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** May 18, 2005, 03:36:26 PM »

Hi 2cents,

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Do multiple saggy-butt-chins count too?

It depends on what you're counting.

If you're counting things that might require a plumbers helper, then they definitely count.
If you're counting disgusting mental images then they definitely are at the top of the list.
If however you're counting things that one hopes to ever actually have to observe, I would say no, definitely not, in any way shape matter or form do saggy butt chins count.

Thanks for the laugh (and the nightmares)

mudpup

2cents · « **Reply #20 on:** May 19, 2005, 07:30:45 AM »

Hey mud,

I was counting things that might need a plumbers help, but I gotta say it gives me a laugh too!

And again!

Cheers!

2cents

Anonymous · « **Reply #21 on:** May 19, 2005, 04:35:56 PM »

I'm a bit late posting here but I do want to say:

Congratulations!!! Brigid!!!

It's sad....to see the final end of your committment....what you had hoped would be a life-time bond but it is also....a joyful feeling....to know you gave it your best and even though it ended...you still have a life.....a new life!!!

Enjoy your new life Brigid!! You are finally free and can and will....move forward!!

Yay for you!!!

GFN

Anonymous · « **Reply #22 on:** May 19, 2005, 08:26:35 PM »

Yay, Brigid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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