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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #120 on: November 22, 2006, 12:27:23 AM »
I love that one, Sela! You reminded me of Herriott (I've started watching the PBS show, but nothing beat his books.)

(Poor little pups, Bones. He'd be irratonally terrified of chairs, hope he got therapy.)

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I don't know about the therapy.  I gave him a LOT of cuddles and kisses to try to help him feel better.

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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #121 on: November 22, 2006, 12:30:55 AM »
I would help the thread along, but my animals who do funny things are of the small human type and I don't think that counts under this heading :)

I can say that Henry likes to steal just one shoe from any guest who comes into the house and put it in his bed. Not sure what it means... maybe that he noticed someone was visiting?

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Oh, one of my dear departed cats had a shoe fetish... I hadn't thought about Michael and shoes for a while. Thanks for reminding me, it was so funny and sweet.

This silly old sweet guy was just NUTS about my shoes, especially the leather low-heeled pumps I wore to work [still do]. Pretty much all my working life, the first thing I do when I get home is change out of my shoes and work togs, and have a quick foot soak - about five minutes, just a little hot water in the tub. Nearly every day, I'd pop out of the bathroom in my slippers, and Michael would be in the bedroom, with his face mooshed up into the toe of one of my shoes and holding the other one in his front paws like a cuddly toy. Purring so hard you could SEE his sides moving.

My ex used to refer to him as Michael, the Feline Purrvurrt...

It was nice to be loved, but a little strange to be loved for my stinky shoes!!!!!

That's CUTE!!!!!  I think I've seen some photos on the Internet of a cat that does something similar.

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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #122 on: November 22, 2006, 12:33:59 AM »
Awwww Bones,  :(.  Poor wee lad eh?  Scared his little self.  :shock:  I bet it was a funny scene at the time and I'm glad ya'll gave him lot's of extra attention after that one.  Poor little guy.

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I would help the thread along, but my animals who do funny things are of the small human type and I don't think that counts under this heading.

I'd love to hear your funny stories!  Hope you'll tell us sometime!   :D

Oh Hops I love James Harriott's books!   Truly a joy to read him!

Speaking of shoes.........my H can't keep a pair of slippers on the floor.  If he goes out, and forgets to put them up high some place, when he gets back, our TasmanianTillymonster has ingested them!!  For some reason she adores his stink.  She also steals face cloths out of the laundry basket and chews them to bits too, if the opportunity presents itself. 

What is it about dogs and stink?  I guess maybe it's got something to do with their evolution from the bear?  (I read that both dogs and cats came from the same animal, that later became the bear......don't know the name of it .. :?).  Nothing loves stink like a bear, so they say!!  I suppose cats have the same inherited ......fetish.

 :D Sela   

Thanks, Sela!

We all tried out best to comfort the little "baby" with a LOT of extra TLC!

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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #123 on: November 22, 2006, 09:16:37 AM »
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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #124 on: November 22, 2006, 07:35:42 PM »
I sure enjoyed this thread this morning!  I read through all the stories and just laughed.  Some of my favorite memories involve our animals--the best thing about moving to the farm has been the opportunity to have LOTS!

When we first moved here, we were the greenest of greenhorns and the slickest of city slickers.  Every time I went to the feed store, I came home with a new baby animal, or two, or three.  One time I came home with 4 little yellow fuzzy ducks that I decided I would keep in a cardboard box in the pantry until the chicken yard was built.  They had a big box and a warming light and I fed them and kept their "house" very clean.  The work that entailed meant that we got the chicken yard finished in record time!

I came down one night in the middle of the night to some terrible sqwacking!  When I looked in the box, three of the ducks were huddled in terror in one corner of the box, and the fourth had somehow loosened the heavy packing tape on the edge of the box and had gotten it stuck to the top of his head!  He was bouncing around on the end of the tape and yelling like crazy!  I extricated him and he ran back to the other babies where they all talked excitedly to one another.  From then on, even after he graduated to lake living, we called him "Tape Head". 

Later we raised Muscovies--they technically arent ducks, but they look like them.  Big difference is--they cant quack.  They are silent except for a breathy noise that comes out when they make quacking motions.  A lot of times, we would look out in the yard and they would be standing in a circle, "talking" to each other with very exagerrated neck motions.  They looked very animated and agitated--the conversation usually ended with one walking away while the rest continued to "talk" behind her back!

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Tapehead sounds CUTE!

I'm not much of a farm person myself as I was raised in the D.C. suburbs.  One night, I was visiting the Old Maryland Farm with some friends of mine.  One of the farm animals there was a half-grown calf that had just recently been separated from its mother.  While we were taking care of our errands there, the calf kept making crying noises.  I walked over to it and started petting and talking to it.  Went I went to stroke its nose, it took my fingers into its mouth and started sucking!   :shock:  It seemed to calm down while it sucked on my fingers!  That's the first time I've ever become a "human pacifier" for a four-legged "baby"!

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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #125 on: November 22, 2006, 07:41:19 PM »
Bones, I have been a human "pacifier"!  I've had kittens that would nuzzle around on my shoulder and in my hair until they found an earlobe and started sucking on that!  They didn't seem to mind that it had "gone dry" either, just kept on going as long as I would let them.  I had forgotten that until just now.  Silly kitties!

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« Reply #126 on: November 22, 2006, 07:55:05 PM »
Bones, I have been a human "pacifier"!  I've had kittens that would nuzzle around on my shoulder and in my hair until they found an earlobe and started sucking on that!  They didn't seem to mind that it had "gone dry" either, just kept on going as long as I would let them.  I had forgotten that until just now.  Silly kitties!

Pennyplant

Awwwwwwww!!!!!  I bet they were purring too while they were cuddling on your ear!!!!   :D  Kitty-kitty!!!!!

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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #127 on: November 22, 2006, 08:09:29 PM »
They would purr and then start to drift off to sleep!

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« Reply #128 on: November 23, 2006, 12:41:31 PM »
They would purr and then start to drift off to sleep!

PP

I LOVE it when kitties do that!!!!  Especially when they are cuddling with us at the same time!!!!!!!   :D

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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #129 on: November 25, 2006, 08:22:20 AM »
Any more stories??????

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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #130 on: November 25, 2006, 07:03:03 PM »
Bones,
Have you read the books by James Herriott? All Creatures Great and Small?

If not I can't imagine anyone who'd enjoy them more than you.

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« Reply #131 on: November 26, 2006, 05:16:50 PM »
Bones,
Have you read the books by James Herriott? All Creatures Great and Small?

If not I can't imagine anyone who'd enjoy them more than you.

Hops

Oh yes!!!  I've read Herriott's books and also enjoyed the PBS series based on them.

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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #132 on: November 26, 2006, 05:43:27 PM »
In your honor, Bones.  :) I love these animal stories on Slate.com. I like the writer a lot, especially his Orson stories. Hope you'll check him out at www.slate.com, just search Jon Katz and all his stories come up. Here's a sample one:

The Story of Winston, the Rooster Who Wouldn't Die

The thermometer on the side of the barn read 4 degrees when I came in at 6 a.m. to feed the barn cat and scatter some grain for the chickens. Winston, my speckled rooster, was lying on the cement floor, motionless. I'd never touched Winston, nor would he have allowed me to, but I moved closer. He didn't stir. I prodded him gently with the tip of my boot and there was a slight response.

I was certain he was nearly dead, and felt surprisingly sad. Winston looked bewildered and seemed humiliated. He had come to me almost two years before, from another farm, and he had a history. A hawk had entered the chickens' coop and gone after his hens. The other rooster, his brother, ran for his life, but Winston stood the predator down for a few precious minutes until the farmer got there with his shotgun. The hawk fled.

Winston's honor and flock were intact but his left leg was mangled. From that point on, he limped like the war hero he was, adding to the gravitas he already seemed to bring to his life and work.

I bonded with Winston, in part, because I, too, had a gimpy leg. And he inspired me with his refusal to surrender his dignity or abandon his duties.

He crowed faithfully at 4 a.m., and then hourly, more or less, throughout the day. He followed his three hens all over the farm and the pasture, hobbling over quickly if they squawked or wandered too far or if a stray dog appeared to menace them.

He befriended Orson, my troubled, territorial border collie. I often would look out the farmhouse window and see, to my wonder, the two of them sitting side by side in the sunshine, gazing out at the valley below.

At dusk, Winston gathered the hens and escorted them into the barn, where they would hop up onto their roosts to sleep while he kept an eye out for foxes, weasels, coyotes, and, of course, hawks.

I'd named him in honor of the other Winston, for his stature and leadership and similar eloquence: His crowing could be heard far away. I worried that he was disturbing my neighbors, but they assured me they were happy to hear farm noises. His salutes seemed to bring back lost memories and mark their day in a comfortable way.

I would be sorry to lose him. But local farmers all agree: You don't call the vet for a chicken. I didn't have an ax, the surest way to kill a rooster swiftly, so I went back to the house for my .22. I wanted to make sure he didn't suffer.

Confirmation came from my farmer friend Pete, who's had chickens all his life. He happened to come by, and he walked into the barn to look at the rooster. "This guy is gone," he said. Fond as I was of the rooster, it seemed his time had come.

But as I was returning to the barn with my gun, my friend and farm manager Annie DiLeo (she calls herself the Bedlam Farm Goddess) pulled up in her pickup truck. Annie is another refugee from the city, a flatlander from suburban New York City who'd suffered a tragedy and left that world behind. She had a gift with animals.

Almost every farmer knows someone like her. Animals trust and love her, and she seems to understand what is happening with them. Nothing they do or need is frightening or repellent to her. She loves them all more or less equally, except for goats, her personal favorites. She has nine.

I'd christened her the Goat Lady of Cossayuna, because when my goats' horns became infected, she nursed them back to health. It was remarkable: When I tried to give them antibiotic shots, they ran. If I tried to put medicine on their wounds, they butted. Then Annie would arrive, offering cookies, calling their names, hugging and kissing them, and they'd wag their tails and run around in circles with joy. Then they would sit patiently while she cleaned their wounds, applied disinfectant, and checked their stools. Before long, they were waiting at the barnyard gate half the day for her truck. They bonded so completely that when they were well, I sent them home to live with her and her other goats; it seemed selfish to keep them apart.

Somehow, Annie communicates with animals in ways that people like me don't understand or, frankly, quite believe in. I'm always shocked at how sheep and donkeys, even my shy border collie Rose, take to her and welcome her presence. Perhaps not surprisingly, she is now a shaman-in-training, studying with an animal soul-retriever in Vermont.

So, I quickly put the gun back when I saw Annie's truck. Annie would not like to see me shoot anything and would tell me so. "Winston is dying," I said, and she rushed into the barn, found him, and scooped up the limp rooster into her arms.

His eyes opened and he stirred, almost as if he were turning himself over to her. He actually rested his head on her shoulder as she talked to him and stroked him. I saw Winston come to life right in front of me.

Annie put together a straw nest and laid him in it and then, without saying a word to me, drove home and returned with crushed oyster shells, homegrown grain, and feed laced with antibiotic powder. She hauled out one of my heat lamps, left from last winter's lambing, and set it in a corner. She built a low-lying perch "so he can get off the ground and still keep an eye on his hens." And he accepted her touching, force-feeding, and warming him.

Over the next few days, the deep winter came, and the night temperatures dropped into the minus 20s. Annie came over each morning and evening to give Winston his special diet, make sure he was warm, and place him on his perch so he could do his job. He still looked weak and sluggish, not moving more than a few feet all day, and he remained uncharacteristically silent. Between Annie's visits, I brought him greens, apple slices, and some of my wife's chili.

My farmer friends made fun of Annie, and of me for having her around. "You're giving medicine to a chicken?" one guy asked. "How 'bout satin sheets and a pillow?" He offered to bring his ax over and "fix him right up." Another volunteered to do the job with a rifle. "That's dinner you're keeping warm." Eager not to appear foolish, I shook my head, too. "Can you believe all of that trouble for a rooster?"

But Pete, a perceptive and honest man, the kind who doesn't need to ridicule, took me aside. "I saw that rooster the other day," he said. "He was dead. I was going to offer to snap his neck. I don't know what she's doing, but she does have a gift," he said. "He's a different animal. I know what I saw, and I never saw it before."

A couple of days ago, Winston crowed at 5 a.m. It wasn't the most forceful wake-up call, nowhere near what he could muster in his salad days, but it was a welcome sound. When I went into the barn, he was walking around imperiously, pecking at the apple core I had left him.

The first day temperatures rose above freezing, I saw him march the hens over to the bird feeder, where he and the girls like to peck at the seed the blue jays scatter on the ground.

He is better, though not quite himself. Today he led the hens up to the pole barn, then back. He has a hearty appetite, a softer but persistent crow. He can't hop up on the high roost with the hens anymore, but he likes to sit on the perch Annie built for him. Perhaps he will make it through one more spring.

"That'll do, pig, that'll do."

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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #133 on: December 05, 2006, 06:27:13 PM »
Thanks, Hops!  I had started to respond to your posting a week ago when the server suddenly crashed.   :(  I really enjoyed the rooster story!   :D

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Re: Smart/Stupid/Silly Animal Stories, just for fun
« Reply #134 on: December 05, 2006, 10:19:50 PM »
I finished my painting of Henry! I hated it in class last night, but now I realize it is nice... He just came out looking more brindle than he is. My teacher wants me to put it in a show we are having later this month! I told him no, but now that I see it is OK, I will tell him I have changed my mind (the poor man must think I am insane when it comes to these dumb paintings). I get upset if the picture doesn't match some idea in my mind. The funny thing is, a lot of the ones I get upset wiht are actually decent. My Henry looks furry and full of sweet rolls in the picture...
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