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« Reply #120 on: April 02, 2005, 04:10:54 AM »
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Prayers for our Pope, tonight,
as he moves closer to Christ.
His suffering has been long. :(
His peace is approaching.
God bless his soul.

GFN

PS:  I wish they'd shut up about his funeral until he is at least gone!!
       Stupid media!!! :x



I agree.  Too much information!!!  Sky News reported him dead yesterday afternoon.  Good job he wasn't watching, or it might have given him a terrible shock!!

God bless, JP.

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« Reply #121 on: April 02, 2005, 07:47:52 PM »
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Lara

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« Reply #122 on: April 03, 2005, 05:24:16 AM »
Stormchild, I love it!

Warm wishes to you and Sophie,
Lara.

Anonymous

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« Reply #123 on: April 04, 2005, 09:22:29 AM »
Gave me a good giggle this morning Stormy!!

Thanks so much!!

No time to read much because I'm so late and gotta get my butt in gear but I'm glad I peaked in here on my way out today!!

Thanks again!!

GFN

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« Reply #124 on: April 07, 2005, 09:20:34 AM »
Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest
corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience
interviewing prospective employees.  Here are some of those:

  * A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.

  * Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the
interviewer and the music at the same time.

  * Candidate fell and broke arm during interview.

  * Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a
hamburger and french fries in the interviewers office.

  * Candidate explained that her long-term goal was to replace the
interviewer.

  * Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few
minutes later wearing a headpiece.

  * Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by
having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.

  * Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how
to answer specific interview questions.

  * Candidate brought large dog to interview.

  * Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing
up.

  * Candidate dozed off during interview.



  The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual" questions that
have been asked by job candidates.  Here are a some of them:


  * "What is it that you people do at this company?"

  * "What is the company motto?"

  * "Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"

  * "Why do you want references?"

  * "Do I have to dress for the next interview?"

  * "I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"

  * "Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?"

  * "Does your health insurance cover pets?"

  * "Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?"

Job hunting anyone?   :D

GFN

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« Reply #125 on: April 08, 2005, 04:35:07 PM »
It's a gorgeous, warm, sunny spring day here today.
The buds are on the trees and plants and the grass is starting to perk up.
The birds are making a huge racket and zipping to and from the bird feeders with great gusto.

I let my puppy out to run for a bit and her turbo kicked in, big time.  She tore around on the grass like the mad hatter, with something like a grin on her face.  What glee!!  She zoomed around and almost ran out of steam...

Then.....she noticed all the birds going to the feeders and back into the trees.  She ran close by and sat, looking up, twisting her head back and forth, watching them, tongue hanging out, but always....her head turning back and forth, watching them, with a look of total wonder and awe!!

This really made me smile today.  My little puppy doesn't understand birds but she's trying so hard.  And she looks so cute...trying.

GFN

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« Reply #126 on: April 08, 2005, 04:39:55 PM »
Thanks GFN,
Its half rain and half snow here. Your post makes it seem like a beautiful day, if I don't look out the window. :roll:  :D

mudpup[/quote]

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« Reply #127 on: April 08, 2005, 04:40:51 PM »
GFN

Your puppy sounds so cute!  

It wasn't  mudpuppy was it?  :wink:
I can't remember who was dreaming about mud.  

Glad you had a wonderful day.

Mia

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« Reply #128 on: April 08, 2005, 05:48:59 PM »
Jeez,
What is this? First I'm a shrimp flopping around in the mud with a fig leaf on and my big ears flinging dirt to and fro.
Now I'm a little she-dog tearing up the lawn chasing birds.
And Brigid thought I was gonna get a big head?
I might get an inferiority complex instead. :wink:  :lol:

mud

Brigid

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« Reply #129 on: April 08, 2005, 06:36:28 PM »
Mudpup,

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And Brigid thought I was gonna get a big head?
I might get an inferiority complex instead.


I have no fear of this happening.   :wink:

GFN,
Thanks for the discussion on the birds.  That reminded me that I need to go and get some seed.  Since all the snow melted (finally) while we were gone, I can now get to my feeders.

Brigid

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« Reply #130 on: April 08, 2005, 07:09:35 PM »
Thanks, GFN: I just read and thoroughly appreciated your little vignette of your puppy discovering birds.  As a dog afficionado, I was right there with you, feeling that.  THANKS (dogs are awesome, huh?)

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« Reply #131 on: April 08, 2005, 09:18:04 PM »
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Its half rain and half snow here. Your post makes it seem like a beautiful day, if I don't look out the window.
 

I offer my deepest sympathies (sucker!!!  :twisted: )

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Your puppy sounds so cute!

It wasn't mudpuppy was it?  
I can't remember who was dreaming about mud.


My puppy is very, very cute and no, it was not mudpuppy, and yes, that was me (and Brigid), who dreamt about him, sloshing around in the mud (something myyyy puppy would nevvvvvver do!!)

Hope your day was fabulous!
 
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I might get an inferiority complex instead.  

mud

 
Don't do that!  Then we'll have to help you get over it!!  Too much work!
   
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I have no fear of this happening.


Me either, really.  I think we need to dream some more about him and see if we can do more to prevent it though, just in case.

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That reminded me that I need to go and get some seed. Since all the snow melted (finally) while we were gone, I can now get to my feeders.


Brigid, go gurlie!  Those birdies are awaitin'!! :D
 
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(dogs are awesome, huh?)


They sure are Mum!  I'm taking lessons from mine!  But I'm a slow learner. :roll:

Have a good week end all!

GFN

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« Reply #132 on: April 08, 2005, 11:34:02 PM »
GFN,

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Me either, really. I think we need to dream some more about him and see if we can do more to prevent it though, just in case.


Hmmm, I wonder how he would appear in our next dream?  Can't guarantee that "G" rating.  :lol:   I'll see if I can conjure up an image during my slumber tonight.  Maybe I'll keep a pencil and paper next to the bed just in case (wouldn't want to forget any of the juicy details). :wink:  :oops:  :twisted:

Have a lovely weekend away.  I hope its for lots of fun.

Brigid

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« Reply #133 on: April 09, 2005, 10:48:30 AM »
I was trying to think of how to respond to these posts but couldn't come up with anything other than.... :oops:  :oops:  :oops:

Good weekend to you gals too. :D

mudpuppy

Brigid

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« Reply #134 on: April 09, 2005, 11:22:01 AM »
GFN & Mudpuppy,
I actually did dream about a puppy, but it was the four-legged variety and no mud was involved (sorry Mud).  I was trying to rescue it from falling down a hole that was occupied by some other mean kind of animal that wanted to hurt it.  Maybe subconsciously I want to rescue you, Mud, although I think you are doing fine by yourself.  

Maybe I should have posted this on the dream thread so someone could interpret it for me (October is good at that).

I hope your weekend is good too.

Brigid