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Sela

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« Reply #465 on: July 22, 2005, 09:00:37 AM »
Oh Butterfly!!!

Thankyou so much for the happy day wishes and those cool  8) fishes!!!   Did you make all of those yourself??  They are just soo  8)!  Hope things are going well for you.

Hi P:

Yes, I was feeling really angry when I first heard about those bombings yesterday too!  The thing that put me in a better mood was shortly after that ...hearing that only one person was injured and something about wires hanging out of a backpack of that injured person (??).

That could all be inaccurate......incorrect since the media will sometimes report stuff without verification but I was glad to hear it and thought there couldn't be a whole bunch of injured people....surely that would be known and broadcast??

I'm sorry these dorks are striking your country Portia.  That would make any citizen angry and it even makes us citizens of other countries angry!  My country could be next??  It is maddened to feel so helpless to stop such lunacy!!

I'd say sterilizing the terrorists responsible for such bombings and their associates would be a great idea except for one thing...

They make war not love. :( :x

So there wouldn't be anything for them to miss! :shock: :roll:

Still.........please keep thinking P.  It's great thinkers like you who are bound to come up with some sort of solution!  The world is much better off...a much better place... because of thinking brains like yours!

((((((Portia)))))

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« Reply #466 on: July 22, 2005, 03:27:00 PM »
Thanks Sela, reminded me of an old pic squirrelled away on the pc somewhere...let's see if I can find it and plonk it here (hope you can see it if I do)....

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« Reply #467 on: July 22, 2005, 03:31:18 PM »
Cool :D I've never done that before! :D sorry all, just kidding around and seeing how this stuff works..

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« Reply #468 on: July 24, 2005, 05:40:50 PM »
Now Portia!!!

I realize you have very strong opinions about stuff but did you have to go to the extent of painting your car all weird like that and driving around all over the place in it, showing off and then shagging, I mean, bragging about it???

(Too funny P!!  Love the pink hearts!!!  Where can I get a vehicle  like it???)

 8) 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :D :shock: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :D

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« Reply #469 on: July 25, 2005, 06:08:32 AM »
Hiya Sela! Have to admit, it ain’t my car m’am (oh you knew that already? :roll:) – it was photo’d parked by a Cornish beach. Probably belonged to one of those itinerant surfer types. I love ‘em :D

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« Reply #470 on: July 25, 2005, 08:28:26 AM »
Hi P:

Ya, I knew that.  :roll: Sounds like a nice passtime.....hanging around corny beaches, watching for nomadic surfer types, with weird painted cars, taking pics.  The stuff of real artists!! 8) :D

Stilllll.......I want a car like that.....some day......when I decide to become a travelling surfer type eh.  :shock: :wink: :mrgreen:


Sela  :D
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« Reply #471 on: July 26, 2005, 12:01:47 AM »
Can't remember if I posted this one or not.  If I did, I do appologise for the repeat.

 :D Sela


Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest
corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience
interviewing prospective employees.


  * A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.

  * Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the
interviewer and the music at the same time.

  * Candidate fell and broke arm during interview.

  * Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a
hamburger and french fries in the interviewers office.

  * Candidate explained that her long-term goal was to replace the
interviewer.

  * Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few
minutes later wearing a headpiece.

  * Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by
having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.

  * Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how
to answer specific interview questions.

  * Candidate brought large dog to interview.

  * Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing
up.

  * Candidate dozed off during interview.



  The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual" questions that
have been asked by job candidates.


  * "What is it that you people do at this company?"

  * "What is the company motto?"

  * "Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"

  * "Why do you want references?"

  * "Do I have to dress for the next interview?"

  * "I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"

  * "Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?"

  * "Does your health insurance cover pets?"

  * "Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?"

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« Reply #472 on: July 26, 2005, 04:21:10 PM »
Hi all1 Thought I'd pass on a joke I heard today...." A man goes to a lingerie store shopping for a sexy expensive gift for his wife. He finally picks a very sheer nightgown costing $500.00. He gives it to his wife and tells her there's something in the box he wants her to model. She opens it, looks at it and decides it's so sheer, she might as well surprise her husband by going downstairs naked. She goes down the stairs striking sexy poses, naked. Her old man looks at her and says " Gee you'd think for $500.00 they'd at least have ironed it".....The funeral is on Saturday.." Hee hee!!
I've just ended abusive relationship of 1 yr. with male narcissist. I cycle between stages of anger and grieving and have accepted it. Hope I've alienated him so he won't recontact me- is this possible?     Moira

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« Reply #473 on: July 26, 2005, 04:47:21 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #474 on: July 28, 2005, 10:43:53 AM »
OLD LOVE.....



Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a retirement community. They met in
the center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's
company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for
dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening.
They dined at the most romantic restaurant in  town.

Despite his age,Claude was still a charmer.Afterward, Claude asked Maude
to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a
natural course and, age being no  inhibitor,Maude soon joined Claude for a most
enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments, they were lost for
a time in their own thoughts.

Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."

Maude was thinking: "If I'd known his parts still worked, I'd have  taken off my pantyhose."


 :D Sela

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« Reply #475 on: July 29, 2005, 10:27:55 AM »

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« Reply #476 on: July 29, 2005, 02:37:39 PM »
Haha Sela!! Great joke! Enjoy your hols.!!
I've just ended abusive relationship of 1 yr. with male narcissist. I cycle between stages of anger and grieving and have accepted it. Hope I've alienated him so he won't recontact me- is this possible?     Moira

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« Reply #477 on: July 29, 2005, 03:19:49 PM »
There were three people seated at a table, a Russian, an American, and a blond, bragging about what their people have accomplished. 

The Russian said, "we were the first to discovered the moon". 

The American said, "well, we were the first to walk on the moon." 

And the blond said, "Oh yeah, we will be the first to walk on the sun."  The Russian and the American looked at each other with a puzzled expression, and finallly asked, "Isn't the sun going to burn you?" 

The blond said, "We are not that dumb.  We will be going at night!"

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« Reply #478 on: July 30, 2005, 12:04:47 PM »
Hahahahahahaha!!!  Poor blondes!  As if....all blondes are female!!! Hohoho!!

Still...gave me a giggle..thanks Butterfly! :D

Well......I'm taking some of my own advice.  I'm going on a holiday!  For over two weeks!!  The first, of that length, for many, many years!

I'm leaving my troubles behind and taking a break!  I'm going to travel on a long train trip.  Haven't been on a train in years! (other than one hour or less commuter trains).  I'm going across my country to another province, one I have never visited.  I'm sooo looking forward to seeing more of my country!  I love the good things about my country!

I'll be meeting some relatives I have never met before!  It's a great thing because I don't have many relatives and have never met any from this side of the family!  Can you believe it?   Looking really forward to this meeting because we've had such wonderful conversations on the phone and they seem like really warm, gentle people.  (A bit scary too...to be staying in complete stranger's home....but...I'm ignoring that fear!  Good for me eh?  Hey!  I can always leave!)

I'm going to the bottom of the province, the middle of the province and the top of the province, so I should get a fairly good view of the place.   Wish I could go to both east and west coasts but time will not allow.  That's ok.  I think I'll be tired enough when I get back.  (Tired...but hopefully a positive kind of tired...like I feel after taking a few wheel barrels full of weeds out of my garden....spent but satisfied!! :D).

I'm in positive mode now and I plan on staying in it!  This is something I've always wanted to do...dreamed of doing and now I'm about to do it!!

I'm sharing this for those who might think dreams never come true.  Sometimes they do.  You just can't tell!  Keep dreaming anyway!  You can always go there in your head and enjoy that!!

I will miss you (((((((((alll))))))))) and be thinking of you, praying for you, and hoping for good things to come for you!

God Bless!

 :D Sela

PS:  I hope you will post lot's of stuff in this thread, for me to read, when I get back.  I love this thread.  It's got a lot of good stuff in it!  I'm glad I started it.....as "annonymous" and then kept posting as GFN and now Sela.  I was sooo afraid to start a thread and I finally decided to ignor that fear!  Good for me again!  I did something right!!  :shock:  And I'm giving myself credit for it!

There are lots and lots of other good threads too on this board!  Many, many of them!  But this one is special to me because it represents what I believe most.....that laughter is the best medicine!

And there is a lot of laughter in this thread (and some serious discussions too).  So post some good jokes, some cool quotes, some poems, good books, favorite recipes, hot topics, everything and anything.   No worries of hijacking this thread!  It's a highjack special!!  Hi Jack!!  How are ya?

 :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #479 on: July 30, 2005, 12:19:00 PM »
Hahahahaha!  Again!

I assumed the blonde was female!!  You didn't say that did you Butterfuly!

Joke on me!  (maybe not a joke :shock:....but....at least I noticed my own blunder!!)

Now there's a word:  Blunder

.... usually serious mistake typically caused by ignorance or confusion.


....to move clumsily or blindly.

....to make a stupid, usually serious error in; botch.

.....to utter (something) stupidly or thoughtlessly.

And not only that..but did you know there is an actual noun....blunderer?

Wow!  A whole club!!  I don't mind so much, really.  Far better than the meaning to stumble, doing so with eyes open, on purpose, with a sly, flippant goal to reck ..to say... plan out hurtful, thought out mean stuff club!

The happy blunderer (reminds me of the galloping gourmet for some reason :roll:)........off on a trip....to blunderland  (no not wonderland :?)!!  As I leap...like a gazzelle..... :D :D

(silly me!!   :D :D :D :D)

 :lol: Sela
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