The Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new
definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Intaxication:
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone:
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating.. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting (bleeped)
5. Cashtration:
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm:
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
8.Inoculatte:
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis:
Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease. (extra credit)
11. Karmageddon:
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon:
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido:
All talk and no action.
14.. Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit:
The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug:
Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor:
The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.
