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Hopalong

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Re: Anything
« Reply #975 on: February 25, 2007, 06:27:18 PM »
Izzzz,
You mean the dam trestle?  :D

Yup. I loved that.

Hmmm. I know from nuttin' about electronics.

But anyway, could be closerups...

Just imagining fun projects to get you out there enjoying your excursions...(and so I can enjoy them vicariously!).

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« Reply #976 on: March 01, 2007, 08:01:19 PM »

Speaking of electronics......I guess Jane needed some tech support:

To: Tech Support
To whom it may concern,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 2.4, and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!

Signed, Jane




Dear Jane:
This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0.
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as FixBrokenThings 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6. I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years. We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!

Sincerely,
Tech Support

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Hopalong

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« Reply #977 on: March 01, 2007, 08:25:37 PM »
Aww. That's cute, Sela.
Made me send up a wish for a cuddly hubby.

 :)
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« Reply #978 on: March 08, 2007, 09:35:01 PM »
OK.....true story that happened to me today (seriously ridiculous!): :roll:

It's been very cold here and the snow melted a bit and then it freezing rained and then more snow and we drove over it in our driveway so the end result is now a frozen bumpy choppy mess.  Anyway, I navigated my way to the car without falling more than once and proceded to drive out over all the chop to the road and on to work this morning.  It was sunny but cold .....all in all.....a nice winter day.

I did hear a kind of banging around, I thought, under the hood, but I figgered it was just a belt or two that was cold and that it would go away, once the vehicle warmed up a bit, which it did.  After a few minutes, there was no more banging around and I turned up the radio.

Drove about 5 miles on a country highway to the "big" highway.  Jumped on the "big" highway and since the road was dry, the traffic light, the sun shining, radio playing......I was quite enjoying myself, driving along, maybe speeding a bit, not a care in the world, really.

Started to sing.....and noticed a van pull up beside me and the woman passenger looked frantic.....waving her arms and flailing about madly and I thought:  "Wonder what's wrong with that woman?  Gee people are weird"...... and kept driving along, singing a bit more, enjoying the sun, the music, the day....

........ but my peripheral vision noticed the van was still there and when I looked again....the same woman was still making maniac motions and mouthing words I couldn't understand so I decided to roll down my window to see if I could make out what she was trying to say:

"Flabba ttiiiiiiii"  she was yelling.

 :shock:  Flabba ttiiiiiii?

"Flabba what?" I yelled back.

"Fillabba tiiiiiiii!!!", she screamed louder, not making any more sense.

"Flabba who?", I said louder (in case she couldn't make out what I was saying)

"Flat tire!!" she roared and pointed to the back of my vehicle, like a mad woman!! 

 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'd say I'd driven about a dozen miles by now.  Could I really have a flat tire?

"Thanks!" I roared back and moved over into the exit lane, slowed down, just a little and looked for the next exit.  I decided that if I was going to be out of commision, that I might as well find a coffee shop to wait at, so I drove a few blocks 'til I found one.

Pulled in.  Parked.  Got out and looked.

 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Flat as flippin' pancake I tell ya!!  Who'd a thought??


Anyhow......just letting ya'll know that people like me can have really flat tires and not even know it.  Makes me wonder what else I'm missing?  :?

 :mrgreen: Sela

PS:  And I have no idea why but I didn't even reck the rim, although, the tire was definately shot.  Still....it was a nice day for a flat tire, I'd say.


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« Reply #979 on: March 10, 2007, 05:57:35 PM »
My wheelchair got away from me today.

I had arrived home and took it out of the car (I stand up hanging onto the car with one hand and remove the chair with the other then sit back down) unfolded it, and away it went, finally coming to rest in the driving lanes. I am sitting back there on my car seat. No one appeared to be in the garage, but I called out, "Is anybody here?" and was prepared to wait.

A voice answered from somewhere, "I am".

I looked and then saw a woman peer around one of the columns. I said, "My wheelchair got away from me".

She saw it sitting there and started to laugh, as did I, and over she came to it and brought it back to me.

Just a crazy note about things.

She had been shopping too, and we went up the elevator together.

Izzy

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« Reply #980 on: March 10, 2007, 06:07:16 PM »

Izzy,

Seems to me, to be another good point you have

Seeing the funny side of life and events

Your note of today's little event and you two ladies enjoying a laugh together

has truly warmed my heart.

Thank you.

Leah xx

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« Reply #981 on: March 10, 2007, 06:28:39 PM »
Thanks Leah,

I have had many a little thing happen that has led to much laughter.

This Anything thread is a  great idea and a good one to post little odds and ends, like Sela and her flat tire, or Flabba tiiiiiiii

Makes me wonder what else I'm missing.  :?  Well Sela--think all of us here might be missing a few brain cells?

or is it everyone else?

Just a thought.

I had lovley chats when out today. 2 older men, kinda flirting with me in the grocery store, and there's always someone I call upon to take something from the top shelf for me. Then I see people watch me pack my own groceries (I know best how to handle them.) put one bag on the two back handles and a brown bag (they don't slide) on my lap and away I go, while some might say, "You've done this before".

(I have two canvas bags with handles that I use for the back handles.)

(Well you ought to see how I make my bed while sitting in the middle of it.)

xx
Izzy

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« Reply #982 on: March 19, 2007, 11:21:10 AM »
Aw Izzy.  I will never make my bed again without thinking of you.  8) 8)

Some of these made me smile:


It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Never lick a steak knife.

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

Your friends love you anyway.

Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.


 :D Sela

PS:  I could probably be diagnosed with OQD  (Obsessive Quilting Disorder)
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isittoolate

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« Reply #983 on: March 19, 2007, 05:34:19 PM »
.......and I could be diagnosed with Obssesive Computer Disorder

I have also licked a steak knife.

Thanks Sela--good observations.

Izzy

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« Reply #984 on: March 19, 2007, 06:00:20 PM »
The Most Fun I EVER Had IN MY LIFe

I was 16 and it was Halloween school dance. As well there was a dance in my area (about an hour away) School kids asked if I were coming and I said "There is a dance in Churchill that night", so I didn't say yes or no!

I was going to the school dance but had a plan--I dressed as a ghost and had covering all over so not one bit of skin showed, as well as a sugar sack over my head  with about 5 safety pins holding it there. Only 2 circles cut for my eyes and  painted black around the circles.

My dad drove me there and I went in the boy's door ~~~~5' 10" in disguise is a boy ghost!

I danced with all the lady teachers and all the gals, flirted (could even hold them close as I was built like an ironing board)  and stood with the boys, but spoke not a word.

I was a great dancer, as back then we girls had to dance with each other, if we wanted to dance. Since I am tall, I led.

Everyone was looking and wondering and I was having a ball. I was the mysterious "black-eyed ghost"

Toward the end when the masks had to come off, I was ready. When I heard "ghost" mentioned, about finding out who I was, I took off like a shot up the stairs and around back of the school with guys were in full pursuit. (I was also a fast runner / Good in track & field.)

They finally gave up when they couldn't keep up or find me. I had jumped into a pile of bushes in my "actually an angel costume from the church" all white but they never spotted me.

I finally took off to the corner where my dad was to come and get me. I changed at home and went to the local dance.

I was still the talk of the school on Monday and I had to laugh inside about 2 gals, my friends, who had flirted outrageously with me, not knowing, and now talking about it with me

I realize now that this was so much fun because "it wasn't me". I was a mute ghost having fun.

Izzy

         

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« Reply #985 on: March 20, 2007, 12:25:20 AM »
Well!  You spunky little-Izzy you!!   You sure got away with that one eh?  8)

Did you keep your ghosthood a secret forever?

 :D Sela

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« Reply #986 on: March 20, 2007, 01:25:52 AM »
 :D Sela

Until now!

It has been far more fun that way. I always remember that because I was 'being someone else' and had fun!

Tee Hee
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« Reply #987 on: March 20, 2007, 07:21:10 AM »
The real Izzy deserves to have fun...
every day of life.

Hops
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« Reply #988 on: March 21, 2007, 03:20:33 AM »
My teenager told me I take myself too seriously...
so I am trying not too.

but I read this and bam right back to serious.

"People are like stained glass windows
they sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness set's in, their true beauty is revealed
only if there is light within".

Elizabeth Kubler Ross

We have had a wonderful healing in my  extended family and I hold love and awe and in my heart.
a grateful moon

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« Reply #989 on: March 21, 2007, 10:25:44 AM »

Oh Moon,

I so love the verse, my first encounter.

Thank you for sharing it.

I believe that one's eyes are the windows of one's soul - either, light or darkness.

Long may our light shine forth.

Leah xx

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