https://www.reddit.com/r/JUSTNOMIL/comments/4gk2rj/thought_i_would_share_my_brothers_xfmil/?
Reading about these freeloading moochers reminds me of a dingbat that tried to pull the same stunt on a group I'm a member of. Fun times!
I hate it when people don't pay up or make a fuss about doing it! I went out with a small group of friends for my birthday one year, just four of us. Two didn't want to spend any money, ordered the cheapest dish on the menu, drank tap water, wouldn't have a pudding or a starter (and don't get me wrong, there are times when I'm really skint and can't pay for a night out but neither of these two were short of cash, just tight with it). Myself and the other friend ate loads, drank loads of wine and just enjoyed ourselves whilst the other two looked on. When it came to pay the bill the waiter told us a man at the bar had covered it and we didn't need to pay! Their faces when they discovered they'd missed out on a free slap up meal were priceless

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