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[Anonymous]

Hey Portia, do you have any suspicions who JPN or guestmyasses {___@___} is or whoever??
Don't tell me who, but do you have a suspect or 2 ???????

CG

[Portia]

Ah now CG the ol' Memberlist is way way up at the top under the heading....next to Usergroups and the funnier thing is, when you click on Usergroups...no groups exist. I guess that's because we don't allow any USERS in here? ha ha ha ha ha
or maybe we should open up a Usergroup and send people there when they misbehave in a (N)aughty way? Like sending them to Coventry (no offence Coventry, you got bombed enough in the war).

And as for the 3some, they never really work do they? Well they didn't for me, unless you count the 3some with the other two women....he he he he he he Mr T! Am I kidding? Errrrr
off to get serious now...shucks.. this was fun!

PS. Gustmyassessesss? ha ha, I'm leaving it as 'Gust': er, well, is it my grenade friend? (Is that me bottling out?) I don't know but heck, I don't care! This was a good thread....still could be...we need a 'Fun Thread'..could keep this going...Wildflower might wake up soon..a coupla hours? Dawning should be in the land of nod now for the night, maybe she can be tempted in here in 'bout 8 hours time....gawd, I feel like an international time traveller from my own laptop. And where's R? Catching up on the thread I said I would go back to...now! love this one

[rosencrantz]

Ah yes, Portia - and Accapella's should have been added to her original name to get the right stats for her.  Nah - this poster doesn't know his up from his down. (Careful CG!)

My goodness, the tears are pouring down my cheeks (careful again!) - you brilliant wisecrackers you!!!

I watched Will and Grace on morning TV - I love American sit coms.  Does everyone scream at each other, hate each other and still be best buddies in the States???  It sure doesn't seem to work over here!!!

I guess the original poster was just trying to show us all how much the number of posts you make goes towards helping you heal the past.  (Gosh, RG isn't working very hard, is he?!   )  But, you know, (kindly whisper) I think the original poster might just be feeling left behind a little bit, maybe he feels his is just too small and insignificant to boast about. Know what I mean, girls??

Hey Portia, have all these nash Americans gone to sleep now - have we got  the board to ourselves again??? Quick, go and crank up the figures again - no not that one, it's the lever over there.  Heh heh got to keep the Union Jack flying ain't we?!  And they thought the Empire was lost and forgotten.  And was Jeruuuuuusaleeeem builded heeeeeere..... (Did you know they still sing that at the beginning of every WI meeting??!)
R

[Portia]

Oh boy R you’re putting yourself in a tricky position – our American friends are just waking up now – it’s 7.20am on the East coast! They’ll be all bright and Bush(y)-tailed (sorry folks) and ready to return friendly fire! I’m ducking and covering (steady..).

The Far East is heading for the wee small hours (Dawning must feel kinda strange, she’s always in the future, reading our old posts from yesterday…would be weird to me).

They don’t really sing that at Women’s Institute meetings do they?? I bet they still make jam too….as well as posing topless for calendars….
OO…oo…00 and the elderly lady to the right ()()

Hey has anyone ever flown over the Date Line? Is that odd?

[Wildflower]

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning

Wow was I happy to see FIVE PAGES this morning!!!

WF

[Wildflower]

Hey mrtraced!!!! You GOT IT!!!!

Good thing, too, cos I stopped breathing around the 4th attempt.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

deep breath

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

roll around holding my tummy crying

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

WF

[Wildflower]

Rosencrantz's are down to 8.56
and Portia's are up to 4.74
and Wildflower's are up to 3.9

Wahooooooooooo!!!

I'm comin ta getcha Portia!

And me too me too me too on Clint (meelllllltttttt)  He so hot.  Well, younger Clint, he so hot.

WF

[Portia]

I'll have a cafe latte and a blueberry muffin and no I've never been to the US but someone once ruined my image by telling me that Katz's Deli (edit: NYC , ok it's not all the US but NY is the US to me ok?) wasn't all that great, in fact, touristy, but he was an N so I guess I can't believe that. I bet Katz's is great!

If you haven't got any muffins (where is Mr T when I need him?) I like a good fresh bagel split, toasted and covered in Marmite/Vegemite.

Gooooood morning Americahhhhhh! (Robin Williams style)  

PS "roll around holding my tummy crying" you made me LOL at the picture!

PPS I bet gust-my-ass didn't count all my edits and ppppps's either! Just re-read this thread and these are funnier in re-read:

page 2 is okay....so far......
(Jaws music in the background)

Wait. Are you one of my personalities?

You gotta get on to Scott Adams and get Dilbert and especially Dogbert (Wildflower is Dogbert in disguise) transferred to a mental M*A*S*H type unit. Brilliant!

[Wildflower]

DRAT!!!!  I've been found out!  Mental Ward Dogbert, that's me.  Shoot.  Now I'm gonna have to go underground for a while.  Or...maybe... (ponder) I'll just check myself into the hospital.  Hmmm.  They have such nice cozy clothes there.  

Yeah, Katz's is okay.  Second Avenue Deli is better (if a tad expensive), in my book.  All the wait staff have been there since the dawn of time, too.  And the deli guys are always shoving strange things across the counter at ya to try (can't be rude - sure I'll try it. What is this?  wait, I don't wanna know).

Have you guys ever seen/heard of Eddie Izzard?  That guy KILLS me.

WF

[Portia]

I’m wrong, you’re more Dilbert and hey, CG is Dogbert! She is isn’t she? Oh no, the deli reminds me of the cartoon where Dilbert is eating his lunch while watching the news about a horrific accident…the newsreader says “body parts are strewn for miles….so watch your sandwich”. Oh horrible! It’s the look on Dilbert’s face that does it.

Eddie Izzard, fantastic! Very cool, very surreal, warm, human…quite fancy him too in a funny/strange way, with OR without the stockings and nail polish! He does a good joke about hearing a tinkle as something metallic goes up the vacuum cleaner (we have standalone cleaners, not plug the hose into the wall jobs). He does this mime of ripping all the cr*p out of the cleaner trying to find the object saying “must know, must know, must know!”

Oh yes and he does: why do moths fly towards flames? “Mmmm, yes, here I am, a moth, flying about in the night air and look! A flame, I feel so drawn towards it! I mean why? Why don’t they just come out in the daytime and fly towards the sun for f*ck’s sake?” and so on….

Are you at work now WF? Tsk! Back to the grind....